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    What Happens Next – (Chapter: 43: You Ain’t Nothing But a Horndog)

    Christine looked pointedly at her watch, “Ash, you know tonight is a school night.” Ashley shrugged, “We had a lot to talk about besides I rode as fast as could. Maybe if somebody had dropped me off instead…” Christine sighed handing Ashley a piece of paper, “Well I needed to give you something.” Ashley’s eyes widened in disbelief, “What’s this?” Christine grinned, “It’s a bill. You owe me a hundred dollars and I expect to be paid in full.” She tapped the paper pointing to the tiny print at the bottom, “You only have thirty days.” Ashley frowned holding the paper up to the light so she could actually see the faint writing, “What the hell? Mom!”

    Christine crossed her arms over her chest, “No car until I get paid! That’s final Ashley! I will not condone you stealing in this house.” Ashley fumed, “Can’t you just take it out of my allowance?” Christine snickered, “Well I could, but then that’d probably take at least six months…maybe more.” Ashley’s eyes opened wider, “Mom, what are you talking about?” Christine smiled evilly, pinching Ashley’s cheek, “Hmmm…new allowance amount sweetheart…I could’ve sworn I told you?” She reached into her purse pulling out a ten and handed it to Ashley, “Here you go.” Ashley’s stood up, her face flushing darkly, “Mom, there’s no way I can last on ten bucks a day!” Christine nodded, “Hmm…then you have a real problem since that’s for the whole week.” Christine pointed at the stairs, “I don’t want to hear it Ashley, next on the list is your precious Ipod.” Ashley grumbled loudly and started to walk up. “I want to see books out…now!”

    * * * * *

    Madison opened the next box of Kleenex, her tears started again as she continued to stare at the fourth anonymous email that had been sent to the entire school that night.

    From: Yo Momma

    Subject: Madison = Skank Ho

    If you scratched Madison’s itch before, you might be itching now! Word is the bitch is sick! Can you say herpes? HER MD did!

    Madison’s cell started ringing, she picked it up and stared at the Caller ID for a moment, she reluctantly answered, “Yes.” Sherry howled, “Wow, I can’t believe we can’t trust our sacred sisters! I just…don’t know what to say.” Madison closed her eyes, grimacing at the sound of Stacey’s voice, “Yeah, Madison, that’s really harsh…anyways we’re not calling to check on you.” Sherry giggled, “Yeah, we thought we’d get a head start on tomorrow’s activities.” Madison gulped, “What’s happening tomorrow?” Sherry snickered, “Just wear some comfortable shoes you know like a true dyke! You’re gonna be on your feet a lot. Meet us in the morning by my locker to pick up your donation packet and flyers.” Madison gasped, “What?” Stacy laughed, “You heard right bitch! You’re gonna be asking for donations tomorrow!” Madison hung up her phone and started to cry again, the sound of the girls’ laughter still ringing in her ears.

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    1. Omg dude, this shit was HILARIOUS!!! I agree with Change, I think this was the funniest chapter. From poor Madison and the email…and her shirt, to Spence and Ash studying (and Ash standing up w/ her pants falling down)….Ash getting busted at dinner….and poor poor Ash having to throw out the prized porn stash. LMFAO…You need to post the next post soon!!!

    2. yo, you are like the first writer to make me feel sorry for Madison. If I were Madison I would rather be considered gay. Ashley and her sex addiction, hilarious. Good Post.

    3. Omg dude, this shit was HILARIOUS!!! I agree with Change, I think this was the funniest chapter. From poor Madison and the email…and her shirt, to Spence and Ash studying (and Ash standing up w/ her pants falling down)….Ash getting busted at dinner….and poor poor Ash having to throw out the prized porn stash. LMFAO…You need to post the next post soon!!!

    4. yo, you are like the first writer to make me feel sorry for Madison. If I were Madison I would rather be considered gay. Ashley and her sex addiction, hilarious. Good Post.

    5. Thanks for the well wishes Trism. I’d rather have someone shoot me in the neck with a tranqualizer dart than have back surgery. However, I may be able to avoid it. M to the E = no SURGE to the RY! I’ll find out tomorrow. As for this story, where do you come up with this material Trism? It is bloody hilarious! I can’t hate on Ashley since I have dirty bird tendencies as well. In fact, at the end of this chapter all I was thinking is “My god that make up sex is going to be spectacular!” I’ve been in the situation that Spencer and Ashley are currently in and I had to do the whole, “Baby, of course I love you for more than your body” speech and abstain from sex for a week and a half to prove this. Was it true? Absolutely, but dem jugs were beautiful!

    6. Thanks for the well wishes Trism. I’d rather have someone shoot me in the neck with a tranqualizer dart than have back surgery. However, I may be able to avoid it. M to the E = no SURGE to the RY! I’ll find out tomorrow. As for this story, where do you come up with this material Trism? It is bloody hilarious! I can’t hate on Ashley since I have dirty bird tendencies as well. In fact, at the end of this chapter all I was thinking is “My god that make up sex is going to be spectacular!” I’ve been in the situation that Spencer and Ashley are currently in and I had to do the whole, “Baby, of course I love you for more than your body” speech and abstain from sex for a week and a half to prove this. Was it true? Absolutely, but dem jugs were beautiful!

    7. hahha…i swear everytime i read this damn fanfic i die of laughter! Ash has a serious problem…and i think the only things that are gonna solve it are her car and spencer…lol….awsome post!

    8. hahha…i swear everytime i read this damn fanfic i die of laughter! Ash has a serious problem…and i think the only things that are gonna solve it are her car and spencer…lol….awsome post!

    9. HAHAHAH…OMG…THE FUNNIEST CHAPTER YET!! And 4 pages too…GOD I LOVE YOU!! LoL, Ashley doesn’t have a sex problem…I think she’s just been neglected. Poor poor hormonal teenage boy…oops, scratch that…teenage lesbian. Haha, kinda reminds me of myself…::blush:: “What the hell? She’s being a total Spaz!” Spaz, omg, that’s so my nickname=P

    10. HAHAHAH…OMG…THE FUNNIEST CHAPTER YET!! And 4 pages too…GOD I LOVE YOU!! LoL, Ashley doesn’t have a sex problem…I think she’s just been neglected. Poor poor hormonal teenage boy…oops, scratch that…teenage lesbian. Haha, kinda reminds me of myself…::blush:: “What the hell? She’s being a total Spaz!” Spaz, omg, that’s so my nickname=P

    11. I REALLY LOVE THIS STORY. I am sooo glad that you wrote another story. I can’t wait for the next one to come. Ashley is such a horny girl.

    12. I REALLY LOVE THIS STORY. I am sooo glad that you wrote another story. I can’t wait for the next one to come. Ashley is such a horny girl.

    13. haha!!!! ashleys mom is soo comedy! yes ashley does have a sex problem! but it is hilarious..and then the whole thing of her picturing spence and zadie..thats kinda eck..but yea..hats comedy she tried to stuff the magazine down her pants and her mom all saw her..haha keep writin i love it!

    14. haha!!!! ashleys mom is soo comedy! yes ashley does have a sex problem! but it is hilarious..and then the whole thing of her picturing spence and zadie..thats kinda eck..but yea..hats comedy she tried to stuff the magazine down her pants and her mom all saw her..haha keep writin i love it!

    15. HILARIOUS, AWESOME, and did I already say HILARIOUS!!!! Girl, you are incrediable! I loved the fact that Ash is such a horndog because you know I feel like that sometimes…oh ok all the time! Love it girl as you know. Now, you know who you the true #1 virtual gf is now….combatbaby is too busy getting those body shots…LOL! Sweettiger is the champion!!!

    16. HILARIOUS, AWESOME, and did I already say HILARIOUS!!!! Girl, you are incrediable! I loved the fact that Ash is such a horndog because you know I feel like that sometimes…oh ok all the time! Love it girl as you know. Now, you know who you the true #1 virtual gf is now….combatbaby is too busy getting those body shots…LOL! Sweettiger is the champion!!!

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