Spencer…

We are proud to inform you that you have been accepted to be a part of our new reality show, The B Word. We are proud to invite you to a 6 month stay on Ramona Island. We feel that this season is better then ever and have took great care in inviting people that we feel will bring the best entertainment. Out of all the auditions yours and five others were the only one’s that fit well for this years ideas. We would also like to inform you that you will be taking the role of the shy character. We feel that it will be best if you did not inform anyone about this letter. If you are to read down father we will inform you on certain traits that we would like you to portray. Once again we welcome you to season one of The B Word

You were just informed that you were picked as our most shy character. This being said we would like it if you did not tell anyone in the house a lot about your history or present life. We feel that staying in character would work out better for the other housemates. We expect you to go out and be the best shy person you can be. Good Luck. And on another note no one knows you are a lesbian.

Well that says it all. Who sends a letter and says “be the best shy person you can be.” It all seems so hilarious. It all sounds so stupid, but I have really been looking forward to this letter. I didn’t think I would get it, but here it is an acceptance letter to be on The B Word. Only problem is now I have to be straight for 6 months. Really it’s not like me to hide myself from people. I have not done that since I came out to my parents 5 years ago. Now that I think about it I’m kind of crazy to want to be on a show called The B Word where I have to hide who I am and be the best shy person I can be. But on another note this does give me a good excuse to be out of college for six months. This is going on my junior year and I haven’t done anything exciting in my whole college career. This is all about to change I am on my way to the baddest show ever, The B Word.

Ashley…

We is proud to inform you that you have been accepted to be a part of our new reality show, The B Word. We are proud to invite you to a 6 month stay on Ramona Island. We feel that this season is better then ever and have taken great care in inviting people that we feel will bring the best entertainment. Out of all the auditions yours and five others were the only one’s that fit well for this year’s idea. We would also like to inform you that you will be taking on the role of the bad ass character. We feel that it will be best if you did not inform anyone about this letter. If you are to read down father we will inform you of certain traits that we would like for you to portray. One again we welcome you to season one of The B Word.

You were just informed that you were picked as our most bad ass character. This being said we feel that you should stand out more. Be more aggressive and try to party as much as you can. A drunk Ashley would always be a good Ashley, this in no way tells you that you have to drink, but it would be for the good of the show if you did, so you decide. We feel that staying in character would work out better for the other housemates. We expect you to go out and be the best bad ass you can be. Good Luck. And on another note no one knows you are a lesbian.

“Fuck Yea.” These people have got to be kidding me. Be the best bad ass I can be. They don’t know Ashley Davis. Oh I can be bad alright. I can’t believe I am doing this show though. It was all because of that stupid bet with Kyla. What in the hell was sister’s for but to bring on trouble. She doesn’t think I can do it. Oh wait until she sees Ashley being the best bad ass she can be. I will really show these people a bad ass Ashley.