12:00AM Saturday, September 13, 2013

Sirens wailed as the announcer shouted for everyone’s drinks to be cleared from the bar. A few seconds later, Def Leppard’s Pour Some Sugar on Me came blaring over the speakers in the club. One by one, the six women bartenders hoisted themselves up and made their way over to the middle of the U-shaped bar. First to come into view was a 5’7” blonde, hair flowing freely, wearing a brown bikini top – to show off washboard abs that were simply beautiful – and khaki camouflage pants that were bunched halfway up her sculpted calves. Second, as the girls in the club could barely contain themselves, the 5’4” brunette who wore a piece of beige cloth that barely contained her breasts in a black lacy bra, some kind of black leather that appeared to be underwear, or shorts, that barely covered her ass…and, not to forget, the black fishnets…those damn, black fishnets appeared. Without missing a beat, the 5’3” Latina – in a button-down blue and orange jersey that was unbuttoned and tied together just barely beneath her breasts and short, tight, orange 70’s gym shorts – climbed on top of the bar. The fourth bartender/dancer, another 5’4” brunette, hoisted herself onto the bar and was dressed not to be outdone by the others wearing a tiny flannel top that was unbuttoned and tied together underneath her breasts and short cutoff jean shorts. A 5’5” black girl appeared next, wearing a white and navy pinstriped shirt lifted, tucked, and tied together just below her breasts, short, tight, white shorts – that would certainly be interesting at the end of the performance – and knee-high socks a male gym teacher in the 70’s would wear. Last, but certainly not least, a 5’5” dirty blonde, hair tied back in pigtails with a few pertinent strands framing her face, wearing a black corset that came together in a point just above her belly button and black leather pants, ascended onto the bar. All six girls were thin – though none were Mary Kate and Ashley thin – and a few of them, especially the 5’4” brunette in the fishnets and the 5’5” black girl, had all the right curves. Seconds later, the girls partnered up, Camo with Fishnets, Jersey with Flannel, Pinstripe with Corset and the former in each pair moved their body seductively to the music while the latter used the other as a stripper pole, gliding up and down the other body. The dancers cherished each other’s bodies, which were soon glistening with sweat, as the entire club cheered on. The girls in the front waved dollar bills towards the dancers, trying to get one of the scantily clad women to lean down towards the crowd.