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Paula has ASS cancer – (Chapter: Chapter 6: Paula saw a vision and her ass is the size of Texas)
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Chapter: Paula almost saw the light… and her ass grew the size of Texas
Previously on Paula has ass Cancer……
The door opened and the wedding planner stepped in carrying a selection of dressers for Paula to try on.
"Hello Paula." She greeted with fear.
"HIIIII, AM I BEAUTIFUL?" She drooled.
"ummm sure p…aul..a" She stuttered
a few hours later they were trying on dresses.
"umm Paula it seems that your ass sticks out, very noticeably, in this dress, would you like to try on another?"
just then Spencer cut in
"mom maybe you should skip the wedding with clay"
"HONEY WHY ISN’T MY CHOCOLATE BABY GOING!" she raged as her ass was growling it’s hate.
Spencer sighed. "Well Mom Dad’s side of the family is racist and will kill Clay if they saw him being black at my wedding"
"Well Honey let’s just arrange for him to get bleached. Look how successful MJ is because of it." She said in a deep voice.
Spencer farted. "You’re right."
Spencer’s POV.
“ MOM YOUR SUCH A BITCH!” Spencer shouted at the top of her lungs while throwing a glass vase at Paula but her ass blocked the blow ( By the way it’s almost the size of Texas now.)
“ SPENCER IM NOT GONNA TELL YOU AGAIN! NO! CAN’T YOU SEE MY ASS IS GROWLING!”. Paula shouted back.
Just them Ashley walked in.
“ What’s going on?”
“Well my mom won’t let us have a female stripper at the bachelor party” Spencer explained
“ MY POOR SPENCER LIVING A LIE WHY CAN’T YOU BE A GOOD CHRISTIAN, CAN’T YOU SEE STRAIGHT IS GREAT!” Paula preached.
“ That’s it bitch your going down” Ashley growled. Paula’s ass took this as a challenge.
Then Paula saw a vision…
It was bright and sunny Paula was sitting in on a bench in a church?
Then there was Spencer in a blinding white wedding gown. Wait. Then who was the groom?
Just at that moment Paula looked up….. There was a man! Wow.” My baby’s marrying a guy! Yay god has blessed me!!!!!!
“ NOOO ASHLEY MY BABY SPENCER IS STRAIGHT DEEP DOWN INSIDE TO THE VERY CORE!” then lunged for ashley.
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YES IT’S TRUE IM BEGGING TO KEEP MY DAMN STARS
YOU UNGRATEFUL TAKING MY STARS AND NOT LEAVING ME WONDERFUL COMMENTS!
Roflmao! Omg that was freaking hilarious.
XDDDD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. Even I must admit that was funny as hell dude. You got a sick sense of humor…I can dig it…just make sure you keep it funny and not trashy.
okay so i saw this and decide “i should read all of this persons post”well i did and there is time i will never get back in my life and most of it was racist your so damn racist if i knew you i would sue you in fact im going to report you and find out who you are then sue you yah its good to have connections youll see im glade you have 2 stars if i could i would rate 0 but i cant so i wont at all you suck your probly some ugly fat ass who dosnt have anyfreinds thats why you write like this you could at least try so fuck you and your racisim you fucking bitch and go fuck your self……again you suck
well at least your honest.
okayyy first you need to chill bitch.I just write this shit for fun okayyy yea i understand you have your opinions okay but no need for the whole ” go fuck yourself” and wtf?? listen dumbass you don’t know me am im not fucking racist bitch so if you have nothing nice to say then don’t say anything at all.
LAVIZZY chill. VIZ you talkin bout how you 14 now right. So it’s time to grow up. I could understand writing this when you was 12 but 2 years older and 2 year wiser with your writing. I get that you write this for fun and incourage you, because you have a great imagination, but you can’t ever forget that some of the best fanfiction authors post on this site and that while some of your stuff is funny some of it is really childish and hurtful to some people. Now I’m not telling you to go completly serious and just drop your imagination, but there is a point when you have to grow up as a writer. When you allow your writing to grow and become indepth and create a real story. You’ll be able to keep your stars and you might actually get some respect. Just think about what I said if you don’t do nothing else just take in what I said.peace & luv.
I know I alread left a comment, but Papi is right. This is a funny story, but it’s offencive. You’ve got writing potential. Expand your writing. Try something new. You and me are both the same age. Look at my writing. Be open minded. Think about others. New age, new oportunities.
What in the name of all holy hell was that about??? Three stars! Hahaha…Maybe I liked it ’cause I was high.
i know you did not call ME a bitch are you fucking serious im 14 okay same age as you and im serius ur a fucking racist and unfortunantly my connections said i cant sue you if i dont have your adress or full name and shit but whatever your a sucky ass writter you might say your not racist but there is nothing funny about cancer or anything else you said in this story so go fuck your self again and your the bitch