There is absolutely nothing worst than trying to get out incredibly sticky sea weed stuck in your hair .Was that a star fish? Gross!
Swimming threw the ocean from Italy to America  was beyond disgusting, in fact I take pity to the fish who swam there ,and for the humans who eat those fish.
I had been running for about 2 days and a half to get from New York  to Washington, after getting lost twice. There was something about my sense of direction around here, it was so complicated getting around in this country, so many roads, not that I was driving but following the roads on a map seems to be the best way to go.  I had planned on getting there tomorrow, but I got hungry, of course. The victim had been quick and easy, in some ally, he didn’t even bother to scream for his life. Main thing is he tasted really good.
I was almost there, I could smell the wetness, Aero told me it would smell oddly wet.
Finally, I  saw the sign for Forks Washington, I was almost there. Aero told me they all lived in the woods, well for the time being. How fascinating it would be to meet a real family, of vegetarian vampires! I couldn’t wait to meet them all! I was so close the pain of waiting! Then the smell hit me like a baseball bat to the nose, well for humans. . .It not only took me off guard, but it also took me off track for the vegetarians house.
It was rather. . . Revolting!
Ugh! What was that smell? I was so curious I followed, it, my enormous amount of curiosity was a downfall at times, when I found paw prints that looked like a dogs, but the size of a basketball, now that was worrying. But it had only made me curious, I wonder what Freaky Frankie would say if he knew what I was doing, because the last time I did this, and took my curiosity to the next level I found werewolf’s in France. Freaky Frankie is the nick name I give to my apparent husband, since apparently he found me we know half to be together for the rest of eternity and blah ,blah , blah ,the Volturris where not only unbelievably into the vampire rules, I found them sick to make such a thing. Well I guess since I’m with Frankie it gives me royal state, since Aro apparently adopted him.
The ironic thing was that both of them all started with a funky smell and a rather large paw print.
The smell only got worst by the second. The woods here where really great, there was the strangest squishy sound every time you took a single step, the rain here was really heavy, I mean literally. Then the tracks just stopped. . .
“That’s really odd…” I stopped, yanking the breaks on the vampire speed right where they stopped, I turned around to look. The smell hit me again.  There was some odd noise.
“Oh! What reeks?!” I complained.
“You! What are you doing here?” A solid and furious female voice said. I didn’t see where it was coming from? I swore I herd a zipper …A human taking out some gun?
“I smelled something funky, so I was curious and came to look. I didn’t do anything wrong.”
“A vampire?” Her voice relaxed and was rather smooth. She came out from behind a tree. The smell hit me again, 10 times stronger. I plugged my nose and so did she.  “What are you doing here? It’s forbidden for vampires to come here!” She grouched.
“Sorry, I didn’t know, but what is that horrible smell, I was curious and I wanted to know, I’ll get out as son as you tell me.” But then it hit me. “Hey! How come you know about vampires? Why are vampires forbidden to come here? And what makes you think I‘ll listen to a girl like you?”
“The smell is me and the pack, where, well werewolf’s or shape shifters, ah what ever. Vampires are forbidden here because my ancestors made a treaty with them. And you had better listen to me, I’m as big as a treat as you are! Now go!” She spit the last part threw her teeth.
“Well excuse me.” I said with a little too much attitude.
“Look , give me directions to where I need to go and I’ll leave.” She glared.
“You said if I told you what was the smell was you’d leave.”
“I know , but common, I won’t come back ever again , promises, I just want to get there. And I swear I won’t ever come again.”
“Fine , where do you need to go?”
“The Cullen’s house.” She gave me an odd pair of eyes.
“Just keep on going north from here, when you see the river, you’ll be able to smell them.”
“Thanks.” I ran out of there without an other word, just looked back at her before I started to run. She was fairly pretty, but she looked like something was stressing her to the max. It was aging  her a bit. What struck me  even more is that she, well she looked like an Indian. How strange Aero said nothing about Indians, or wolf’s, must of forgotten. I did nothing but hunch my shoulders and kept running.
She had been right. There was a long river, I didn’t bother to swim, I just ran across, and eventually found large rocks to jump over . There was a familiar smell, and it didn’t smell like crap in the middle of august!
It was a large house, I loved who ever made the house, such modern style, it meant the vampires living in this house had great taste, awesome.
I broke into the house, it wasn‘t very hard, they had French doors , not the easiest kind to get threw, but certainly not the hardest.
I got inside , its such a pretty house, so wide and white and modern, yet things looked a bit like antiques’.
“Hello? Is any body here?” I said loud enough to see if anyone would respond. “ Hellooooo?” I repeated over and over. I’m pretty sure I was in their living room. It was white, and a lot of it , I never imagined a vampire could live in such a house, it was so pretty , and light, modern, unique, and not completely old, packed and so 4 hundred years ago like at the Volturri’s place.
Since there was obviously no one here, and with the absence of human smell I figured they where just gone, but then I eventually found the time and it confirmed it (2:30), they where gone living a human life, how strange, I mean I knew what they did, but when Aro gave me the complete details I guess I didn’t completely believe him. It didn’t matter I was going to learn to live without having a constant craving for human blood.
But then the door was slammed open, I was busy listening music, so I didn’t hear anyone arriving.
Excitement took over, I hadn’t even thought  about taking it slow to not worry them, but it was in my nature to get excited when the thing I had been waiting  for happens. I ran down the stairs, and only got the time to realise it was a blonde man, he was tall, handsome and dressed in white, this was Carlit! Before I had even got the chance to stop and introduce myself to him , he attacked me..!(O.O)Having no experience in fighting vampire style, I decided since the chances where that I had ran downstairs he hadn’t seen me, well we had never met, but that wasn’t the point my power was to be able to look like someone else, in the people I wanted heads, so I made myself look like Jane, certainly he had met Jane before. ( To them, I’ll be someone else in there heads, not only will I look like them but I’ll talk like that person, it has to be someone I’ve already seen, this also means I can look human. This can effect as many people as I choose, and for the amount of time I want.)
“Carlit ! Stop!” I said, in Jane form.
The shock overwhelmed him, it also took him by surprise.
“Jane?” Wow this man had a good memory I specifically remember Jane telling me she had only seen him
twice, and for a short period of time.
“Yes now stop before I hurt you!” I threatened.
He jumped off, took a seconded, recognized Jane, then helped me up.
“I’m so sorry, I didn’t recognize you.” He apologized.
“Nah relax, I shouldn’t of ran like that.” I got up strait after explaining.