I’m having a bad day and my eyes are tearing up
I’m trying to call my friends but no one’s ***** picking up
So I go to The Planet and order an espress’ soy latte mocha
And as I sit someone sits with me with a cheery “Hey you *****.”
My smile is benign as I queery Shane’s well being
“I’m beast.” She says winking, “And my dear how are you feeling?”
“Don’t ask.” I gulp my coffee, as Alice sails in
“Gents,” She grins maniacally “You’ll never guess where I’ve just been.”
“Don’t you dare say with a man, or I think I might throw up.”
Dana’s flopped into a chair “Oh sweetie, what is up?”
They all look at me concerned, “Oh it’s just a bad bad day”
“Oh but honey, we’re here now, we’ll make it all go away.”
Bette is lovely, reassuring, her and Tina just came in
My day’s actually feeling brighter, so I give a little grin
“You’re right, you’re right, you guys are just so great!”
Suddenly Jenny’s here, “Oh I’m sorry that I’m late!”
“So is anyone going to ask me what it is that I’ve been doing?”
Alice really seems impatient, near to bursting or to spewing
Spewing forth her information, and then she does just that
“I’ve been researching the trigasm! The trigasm!”
“Fancy that.”
Tina’s eyebrows are near her hairline though she looks fascinated
“And I’m thinking I should try it! though I’d have to ***** it…”
Dana blinks, goes to speak, blinks again then says “Trigasm??”
Shane snorts, Bette looks away and Jenny has a minor spasm
I’m intrigued, that’s for sure “So what in fact does this entail?”
Alice speaks, highly excited, “Some new ***** with three tails!
Well not tails, more like prongs that vibrate inside against your *****…”
“Hold on, wait a minute, would three prongs even fit?”
“Let me explain it first Tina, before you jump in with your query!”
And before I know it Alice goes into the trigasm theory
This is it, this is contentment, this is where I want to be
But the slightest noise jarrs me, brings back my true reality
I’m just sitting in my house, I’m just dreaming what could be
I’m just really all alone, I’m just watching my T.V.