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    50 Things To Do When You're Bored

    Rosalie's voice was deep and low when she spoke. She tried to make herself sound like a guy, a high pitched guy. "Rose? Oh is that the girl that is here in club with me? Hmm, she's hot," She replied.

    There was silence on the other side of the phone, and Alice and I were trying to hold in our laughter. It was working, though, we were still giggling. Emmett could probably hear us if he wasn't distracted by what Rosalie had just said. "What the…? Who are you?" Emmett growled.

    "Who are you?" Rosalie asked. Emmett sounded so ticked, and Alice and I couldn't hold in our laughter anymore… But amazingly we did because we knew that they would kill us.

    "I asked the question first, who are you and what did you do with my wife?" Emmett was yelling now. I can't believe I have never prank called anyone before.

    "Hmm, dancing with her in this club in Vegas. And who are you and what about wife?" Rosalie stated. Amazingly, she never cracked yet. I wonder how she couldn't.

    There was a low growl on the other side of the phone, and Emmett spoke again, but not to the phone. "Guys, we're going back."

    "Why?" It sounded like Jasper, but he was distant.

    "Rose is in trouble." Emmett replied back with them.

    "Seriously, who the heck is this Rose we're talking about?" Rosalie replied, sounding confused. I could tell that Alice was laughing her head off in her mind.

    "UGH!" Emmett replied, and snapped the phone shut. The second that he did, the three of us started cracking up. Rosalie dropped the phone, and Alice fell over. We all tried to say something, but we couldn't because our mouths, and the room was filled with our laughter.

    Our laughter seemed to shake the house, and Esme walked into the room with a puzzled look on her face. Alice stopped laughing for a moment, and her look seemed distracted. She was probably having a vision. Our laughter died down, and we waited for Alice to tell us what ever she saw.

    When she finally snapped out of it, she laughed. "There going to Vegas. Well, Emmett is anyways and the others are coming back to the house. They'll be back in twenty minutes."

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