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Ash and T’s Most Excellent Adventure
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Ashley’s face was outraged, she shrieked, “You dare….you dare to use the force against me!” She held up her light saber and ran towards Tristan. They met in the middle of the kitchen, spoon against baton, locked in eternal battle. Tristan’s grinned, “Vader, there is some good in you! Stop touching yourself and your soul may yet still be saved!” Ashley blushed, kicking at Tristan’s legs, “Damn it Luke, you should follow your own freaking requests!” Tristan put her spoon down, frowning, “What the hell are you talking about Davies?” Ashley rolled her eyes, “I heard you on the phone this morning.” Tristan blushed, “Well at least I have the decency to be on the phone with my girlfriend when I do it!” Ashley huffed, “That doesn’t make it any better!”
Christine walked into the kitchen and stared at Ashley and Tristan, she sighed, “Luke and Darth, I need you both to put your weapons down.” Christine turned to Ashley, sternly pointing her finger, “Ashley, I’m warning you if I see you smacking Tristan again, I’m taking your baton away!” Ashley pouted at her mother, pointing at Tristan, “Tristan started it! I didn’t do anything!” Tristan looked at Ashley her mouth open, “What!” She turned to Christine, her eyes wide, “Ashley, hit me first!” Tristan turned around, pointing to the back of her head, she whined, “See…I think I feel a lump forming.”
Ashley moved closer examining Tristan’s head, “I don’t see anything!” Tristan groaned, gently moving her fingers along her scalp, “Right here dummy, I can feel the lump.” Ashley moved closer still, she pushed her finger next to Tristan’s, “Right here?” Tristan sniffled, “Yeah, right there.” Ashley smacked Tristan again with the baton “right there”. Christine grabbed Ashley’s baton ignoring her outraged squeal, “Ashley, that’s it, you’re not seeing this again until you leave for track practice Monday morning.” Christine started to walk out of the kitchen when she turned around, facing the girls, “What was this fight over anyway?” Ashley and Tristan looked at each other before turning to answer Christine. “Hotdogs!” “Cats!”
Christine shook her head, sighing, “You know, I really think I don’t want to know.” She looked at her watch, “Ashley, I want you both gone for a few hours. I need a break!” Ashley looked outside horrified, “The sun’s still out!” Tristan fell to the floor shrieking, “The golden orb, its coming to kill us!” Ashley fell next to her, “The heat…I can’t take the heat….” She reached a shaking hand out to her mother, “Please….water….”. Christine watched calmly as both girls died dramatically When Ashley’s legs kicked out a final time, she sighed again, “I’m serious, I need both of you gone…for at least four hours…six would be nice. You have thirty minutes to get out of my house.” She smacked the baton against her palm, “Move. NOW!”
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Dude, this story was very funny. I was laughing the whole time I was reading. Great Job and I can’t wait to see and read more stories that you will write.
Yes Yes this was amazing annnddd Im the first one to leave a comment. Awesome. My cheeks really hurt, I was laughing to myself the whole way through this. Thankyou Trism!
Okay scrap that virginmama got in before me! My bad.
lmao..ooooo good stuff seriously. I laughed so hard when combatbaby was announced. Hilarious.
Have not read it yet but heading in that direction just wanted to leave a commit. Remember my dear friend trsim who wrote the first commit…just joking. I just wanted to say thank you so very much!
OK, my co-workers are probably why I am laughing so effing loud!!! Baby, that was hilarious. How can I be mad at you since you so got my breast size right and you have never seen me!!! Oh….can’t wait for combatbaby to come back!!! Love it girl…thanks for writing about me even though I was being made fun of but atleast I got the girls HOT!!! and laughing…..Love ya girl….keep it up!
I am crying from laughing so hard! This was effing hilarious!!! Trsim you are a crazy, crazy girl. Combatbaby all the way. Leather panties…… grrrrrrr.
wow….why doesn’t love me…i did nothing wrong but fight for my honor and fight for trsim loves…why shoudl combatbaby have all the fun???
sorry i really am a bad speller and i should proof read before i send things…I meant to say “why doesn’t anyone love me? and “why should combatbaby have all the fun?”
lol that was tooo funny.
oh oh I know now!!! Because I don’t write fan fic and she sends trsim clothes and soy steak dinners….that has to be it!
haha this is rly funny.. so wut happened wit madison n stuff..
Your story brighten up my day. That was so hilarious. You should so write another chapter, seems like you had fun writing it. And sweettiger07 the people love you, don’t worry.Good Job. Peace.
Awwww, sweettiger we do love you. I’m sorry to be so one sided, but combat boots and leather panties are SEXY!! I got distracted by the mental images. I say you all just go for the threesome anyway. Everyone is a winner!!
aawww….*aligator tears develope* thanks for the love!!! Trust me I was enjoying the image as well country girl but I got my top ripped off…hmmm..now that should be an image for you??? Thanks Phoenix as well….Love all the people. Yeah threesome….how about it girls???
Priceless! Way to go having your two online girlfriends fight it out in the ring!!! Since T came into Ashley’s life Christine must think someone stole Ashley and left this other teenager in her place. I just loved it all! It was hard to contain myself as I read this at work.
I have to agree w/ sweettiger07 and country girl, threesome would be hot.
Oh dear! I can’t remember laughing this hard ever. It’s like one of those credit card commercials. Black Leather panties: $75. Miniskirt: $100. Black Leather Platform boots: $85. Whooping Sweettiger’s ass: Absolutely effffing priceless! Just kidding Sweettiger, I love you, girl. Trsim, whoa babe. That was…that was incredible. Grand. Insane. Totally fuckin’ cool. I just got back from spending the day at the beach because unlike almost everyone here, I suck and I don’t have a job and no life and no responsibilities now that school’s over. Oh my God. I seriously fell off the bed laughing when sweetiger was introduced. 10 minutes later after calming down (somewhat), I got back up on the bed and continued reading for like a minute and I got to my introduction. And of course, I fell off the bed again. I can’t stop fucking laughing…holy shit. Oooh, I must have been totally hot. I cannot believe you did that. You are now the top person I want to virtually screw. Of course, you’ve always been that person since you’re my pretend internet girlfriend and all. Seriously, I’m surprised I didn’t get a whip. Ooooh damn, that would have been hot. And the boobs in my face…hahaha…”Oh man that must’ve hur…felt AWESOME!” That’s just…that’s just wow. You know I’d mud wrestle for you anytime, right? I should seriously consider that as a career option…lesbian mud wrestler. They have a school for that, right? I’ll give up my dream of becoming a famous writer or a cellist and strut my stuff around for dirty girls like Tristan and Ashley. Fictional characters. Black leather panties…HAHAHAHA. Wow. Wow. Wow. I love you so much now. Like whoa. I did win, right? I still cannot believe you did that. I’m going to go dance to that song now. Or maybe tomorrow. In my bikini. After getting totally trashed. So don’t be surprised if you hear about some crazy ass girl getting thrown in jail for trying to start a mud fight with some chick in her bikini. Hahaha. Amazing, amazing, darling. I can imagine your girlfriend finding out about this…hahaha. Oh and Country Girl…damn…I love you with all of my shamelessly naked self. Seriously. Sweetiger, you were hot. I’d want your boobs in my face anytime. Haha. Much love
Ok, let me store mental images in my memory bank. * storing* Wow. If I were a guy I would totaly have a circus tent right now. Damn…I wounder what my girlfriend is doing tonight… maybe I can get rid of my hornyness tonight.Haha. A behind the scenes thing would be nice you know the girls bad mouthin’ each other before wrestling what the girls are dreaming about in their dreams. Wow I’m still going to have those images stuck in my brain, hope I don’t get in trouble for daydreamin’ haha, shit, I hope I don’t get those images in a dream tonight. O’ well I’ll tell ya’ll. O’ great my cheeks hurt from laughin’. Good thing I wasn’t eating anything, I probably would’ve died before I finished it. O’ man or o’ woman, you should really start to have a warning on these stories of yours. Anyway I love all your stories, the humor, the everything. I feel like reading this story again while listining to Stranglehold by Ted Nugent. Wow idea just popped into my head, I’m thinking of making a movie. Ok I’m going to need some mud, a stereo, some girls who don’t mind getting down and dirty, some guys, and a camcorder, and more. Who ever wants a copy please tell me, haha get your reservations for the future release of Ash and T’s Most Exellent Adventure: the movie. Hahaha. Great idea huh?
Dude, this story was very funny. I was laughing the whole time I was reading. Great Job and I can’t wait to see and read more stories that you will write.
Yes Yes this was amazing annnddd Im the first one to leave a comment. Awesome. My cheeks really hurt, I was laughing to myself the whole way through this. Thankyou Trism!
Okay scrap that virginmama got in before me! My bad.
lmao..ooooo good stuff seriously. I laughed so hard when combatbaby was announced. Hilarious.
Have not read it yet but heading in that direction just wanted to leave a commit. Remember my dear friend trsim who wrote the first commit…just joking. I just wanted to say thank you so very much!
OK, my co-workers are probably why I am laughing so effing loud!!! Baby, that was hilarious. How can I be mad at you since you so got my breast size right and you have never seen me!!! Oh….can’t wait for combatbaby to come back!!! Love it girl…thanks for writing about me even though I was being made fun of but atleast I got the girls HOT!!! and laughing…..Love ya girl….keep it up!
I am crying from laughing so hard! This was effing hilarious!!! Trsim you are a crazy, crazy girl. Combatbaby all the way. Leather panties…… grrrrrrr.
wow….why doesn’t love me…i did nothing wrong but fight for my honor and fight for trsim loves…why shoudl combatbaby have all the fun???
sorry i really am a bad speller and i should proof read before i send things…I meant to say “why doesn’t anyone love me? and “why should combatbaby have all the fun?”
lol that was tooo funny.
oh oh I know now!!! Because I don’t write fan fic and she sends trsim clothes and soy steak dinners….that has to be it!
haha this is rly funny.. so wut happened wit madison n stuff..
Your story brighten up my day. That was so hilarious. You should so write another chapter, seems like you had fun writing it. And sweettiger07 the people love you, don’t worry.Good Job. Peace.
Awwww, sweettiger we do love you. I’m sorry to be so one sided, but combat boots and leather panties are SEXY!! I got distracted by the mental images. I say you all just go for the threesome anyway. Everyone is a winner!!
aawww….*aligator tears develope* thanks for the love!!! Trust me I was enjoying the image as well country girl but I got my top ripped off…hmmm..now that should be an image for you??? Thanks Phoenix as well….Love all the people. Yeah threesome….how about it girls???
Priceless! Way to go having your two online girlfriends fight it out in the ring!!! Since T came into Ashley’s life Christine must think someone stole Ashley and left this other teenager in her place. I just loved it all! It was hard to contain myself as I read this at work.
I have to agree w/ sweettiger07 and country girl, threesome would be hot.
Oh dear! I can’t remember laughing this hard ever. It’s like one of those credit card commercials. Black Leather panties: $75. Miniskirt: $100. Black Leather Platform boots: $85. Whooping Sweettiger’s ass: Absolutely effffing priceless! Just kidding Sweettiger, I love you, girl. Trsim, whoa babe. That was…that was incredible. Grand. Insane. Totally fuckin’ cool. I just got back from spending the day at the beach because unlike almost everyone here, I suck and I don’t have a job and no life and no responsibilities now that school’s over. Oh my God. I seriously fell off the bed laughing when sweetiger was introduced. 10 minutes later after calming down (somewhat), I got back up on the bed and continued reading for like a minute and I got to my introduction. And of course, I fell off the bed again. I can’t stop fucking laughing…holy shit. Oooh, I must have been totally hot. I cannot believe you did that. You are now the top person I want to virtually screw. Of course, you’ve always been that person since you’re my pretend internet girlfriend and all. Seriously, I’m surprised I didn’t get a whip. Ooooh damn, that would have been hot. And the boobs in my face…hahaha…”Oh man that must’ve hur…felt AWESOME!” That’s just…that’s just wow. You know I’d mud wrestle for you anytime, right? I should seriously consider that as a career option…lesbian mud wrestler. They have a school for that, right? I’ll give up my dream of becoming a famous writer or a cellist and strut my stuff around for dirty girls like Tristan and Ashley. Fictional characters. Black leather panties…HAHAHAHA. Wow. Wow. Wow. I love you so much now. Like whoa. I did win, right? I still cannot believe you did that. I’m going to go dance to that song now. Or maybe tomorrow. In my bikini. After getting totally trashed. So don’t be surprised if you hear about some crazy ass girl getting thrown in jail for trying to start a mud fight with some chick in her bikini. Hahaha. Amazing, amazing, darling. I can imagine your girlfriend finding out about this…hahaha. Oh and Country Girl…damn…I love you with all of my shamelessly naked self. Seriously. Sweetiger, you were hot. I’d want your boobs in my face anytime. Haha. Much love
Ok, let me store mental images in my memory bank. * storing* Wow. If I were a guy I would totaly have a circus tent right now. Damn…I wounder what my girlfriend is doing tonight… maybe I can get rid of my hornyness tonight.Haha. A behind the scenes thing would be nice you know the girls bad mouthin’ each other before wrestling what the girls are dreaming about in their dreams. Wow I’m still going to have those images stuck in my brain, hope I don’t get in trouble for daydreamin’ haha, shit, I hope I don’t get those images in a dream tonight. O’ well I’ll tell ya’ll. O’ great my cheeks hurt from laughin’. Good thing I wasn’t eating anything, I probably would’ve died before I finished it. O’ man or o’ woman, you should really start to have a warning on these stories of yours. Anyway I love all your stories, the humor, the everything. I feel like reading this story again while listining to Stranglehold by Ted Nugent. Wow idea just popped into my head, I’m thinking of making a movie. Ok I’m going to need some mud, a stereo, some girls who don’t mind getting down and dirty, some guys, and a camcorder, and more. Who ever wants a copy please tell me, haha get your reservations for the future release of Ash and T’s Most Exellent Adventure: the movie. Hahaha. Great idea huh?
Hahah. Awesome sauce ;o)
Hahah. Awesome sauce ;o)
Hilarious!!! I loved all the movie references between Ash and T. trsim you are lucky girl. I have to say you have two of the hottest virtual girls ever. Go for the threesome, I’ll video tape. ”dreaming” Anyway trsim, combatbaby and sweettiger07 you all rock. Love ya mucho!!:)
Hilarious!!! I loved all the movie references between Ash and T. trsim you are lucky girl. I have to say you have two of the hottest virtual girls ever. Go for the threesome, I’ll video tape. ”dreaming” Anyway trsim, combatbaby and sweettiger07 you all rock. Love ya mucho!!:)