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    Calculus is for Lovers – (Chapter: Chapter 4)

    Humphrey’s was packed, per usual.  The fact that it’s a Tuesday night apparently has absolutely no bearing on the minds of college students looking for a cheap drink and a good time, or maybe a cheap time and a good drink. 

     

    I was sitting by the bar sipping my vodka cranberry, waiting for Ashley to show up.  After collecting myself off the floor, I agreed to meet her here for a drink, despite my better judgment.  Now I was rethinking my choice.  It was late, I was tired, and this game of emotional battleship was getting to me.

     

    Suddenly I forgot about battleship, and being tired, and Tuesdays.  Ashley walked in like she owned the place. She saw me immediately and began walking toward me, an ethereal halo of light behind her head shadowing her face, so that she looked like some kind of other-worldly being.

     

    She reached the bar and smiled wildly at me.  “Hey, Spence, I’m so glad you could make it!  I just had to get out of there tonight, you know?” She looked at me expectantly.

     

    I smiled back at her, just as widely.  “I totally understand.  Calculus schmalculus.   Can I get you a drink?”  I asked, and immediately blushed at its implications.  Ashley, however, took it all in stride.

     

    “Yeah that’d be awesome, thanks.  A vodka cranberry, please” she said to the bartender.

     

    This made me smile.

     

    After about 15 minutes of sipping our drinks and chit-chatting, Ashley grabbed my hand and said, “Let’s dance! I love this song!”

     

    I hesitated.  “I’m really kind of awful at dancing.  I’m all arms and legs.”

     

    “I know, right?”  She winked at me and pulled me out on the floor.

     

    I didn’t initially recognize the song that was playing, until the chorus:

     

    Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me
    Calling me, all the time like Blondie 
    Check out my chrissy behind
    It's fine all of the time
    Like sex on the beaches
    What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?
     
    Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
    Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
    Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away

    Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away

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    Comments

    1. That was fantastic. I could totally see the dance scene. The sexual tension basically leaked out of my computer screen. great job. also i love Spencer’s inner monologues…so confused/adoreable. can’t wait until the next post.

    2. That was fantastic. I could totally see the dance scene. The sexual tension basically leaked out of my computer screen. great job. also i love Spencer’s inner monologues…so confused/adoreable. can’t wait until the next post.

    3. okay, i love the dancing scene, dancing with each other but not really, “dancing with each other.” I also loved LOVED the end you are so good with endings my friend, the one liners make you think and keep on thinking. I love that both Ashley and Spence want each other but neither is willing to admit it…MAKE SOMEONE ADMIT IT!!! i’m dying here!! great post and i literally cannot wait for the next one…seriously where’s the next post…sry…tired and extremely excited about this story…post soon!

    4. okay, i love the dancing scene, dancing with each other but not really, “dancing with each other.” I also loved LOVED the end you are so good with endings my friend, the one liners make you think and keep on thinking. I love that both Ashley and Spence want each other but neither is willing to admit it…MAKE SOMEONE ADMIT IT!!! i’m dying here!! great post and i literally cannot wait for the next one…seriously where’s the next post…sry…tired and extremely excited about this story…post soon!

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