It was another shitty morning at King High, it was another shitty Monday morning to be exact, i was hanging in the quad when Charlie and his posse spotted me again. shit. Charlie was a guido, Armani Exchange wearing jock, spoiled LA rich kid, who had lived in L.A. all his life but insisted on acting gotti and talking with a Staten Island accent, if he wasn’t such an asshole i would feel sorry for him, he needs help.

he approached me. dammit.

"Hey dyke, see any cute girls this morning?"

"bite me asshole"

"oo i know you’re butch ash but you’re still a girl, i can’t fight you"

"Leave her alone gotti"

"oh her girlfriend is here to save her, we’ll talk later Davies"

"thanks aiden"…aiden dennison is my best friend, he really is like having a girlfriend around.

"No prob Ash, Charlie really needs a life, he’s jealous you get more girls than him"

"That’s obvi Aid, i mean look at me"

"okay no need to be that cocky, anyways i thought of a totally genius way to finally bring Charlie down and shut him up for good"

"spill!"

"his girlfriend, a total hottie is coming down from Newport Beach"

"oh thanks for the information aiden, knowing this totally helps me bring him down!"

"Nooo Ash, i’m not finished…rumor is he is totally head over heals completely, obsessively in love with this girl, and that she’s a total babe.

"you’re point"

" don’t you see, fuck his girl, and ruin him… he can finally stop the dyke jokes and it’s the ultimate way to shut him up and make him leave you alone, you may be gay but you’ll be the girl that turned his girlfriend gay"

"Aiden, did i ever tell you you’re a genius"

"well actually…no"

"oh, right well i’m telling you now!…wait what’s this girl’s name"

"well i did my research and it’s Spencer, Spencer Carlin."

a big smirk came across my face,

"Consider Spencer Carlin gay, thanks to yours truly"

"Alright that’s what i like to hear, let the game begin!"