“chill out I got it all under control we are almost in.” man he gets on my last damn nerve but Roy has always been the best at breaking in. pop the lock I go in smash whoever is in my way grab the goods and we are out. We make a pretty good team.

“Alright wait here nobody’s home so this should be quick, if you hear or see something do that pigeon call.” Yeah we never had good signals.

“Pigeon call, the one hat goes coo cooo coo cooo?” oh my gawd he is so stupid

“no dumbass that’s the fucking coco puffs bird, are you fucking coo coo for coco puffs right now?” this is part of the reason I’m going to kill him

“Well I mean I haven’t eaten anything and…” “Roy shut up just yell damnit do something if you see people got that?” I really can’t stand boys, so stupid sometimes.

“Alright chief come back safe and be careful, the got big ass dogs” did he just say dogs, as in fucking large beasty ass animals, she never said anything about dogs, she knows I hate them, shit I hate her dogs too.

“Um alright I’m goin I….shit you weren’t joking” fuck these dogs are bit and one just bit me on the ass, oh my gaawwwd I want to cry

“Calm down I got it I got it just keep your ass still for two seconds” what is he serious fucking monster has teeth in my ass and I should just wait for the sun to pop out.

“damn it isn’t coming off” he said trying to beat it off of me, and the damn dog won’t stop barking, not only is be sexually harassing my ass he wants to get me shot. “Alright enough” Roy took out his gun and shot the dog. I’d like to say I felt sorry but it was too loud and I can’t use my ass for awhile. I hope she is happy about that.

“God damnit lets just fucking finish this and go alright” as soon as that was said ten people burst in on us. First instinct, run!!!