They both sighed. Oh man, are they in for a night.

I jacked my mother’s red and black 2007 Shelby Mustang gt and we headed out of LA.

She going blow up when I see her. Oh shit I can see it know!

I didn’t feel like mentioning that we were going to Santa Barbara for a party, surprises are fun. It was about five when we left, the traffic was fucking horrible.

Shit rush hour, and damn it Santa Barbara is going to have traffic too.

“Come on move the piece of shit, I have places to be.” I shouted out to the cars in front of me.

I know I know I’m an aggressive driver and I know the other drivers can’t do anything but fuck!

“So sweetie, Ashley told me about Glen.” Aiden stated

 Oh yea asshat how could I forget!

My face turned briefly to look at Aiden“I don’t know what crawled up his ass and dead but he went Incredible Hulk on my ass and all sappy.”

“Damn it,” His hands dropped as he said that. “Man I’ve been waiting to kick his fugly ass, for a while.” He smiled causing Ashley and I to laugh.

“Aiden didn’t you think he was hot like a week ago and if I remember wanted a booty call?” I questioned and smirked.

“Well honey that was a week ago. I’ve moved on to better and hotter things.” He smirked and continued. “What size shoes does your brother wear?”

I looked at him and shrugged my shoulders. “A nine, why?” He raised an eye brow. It finally dawned on me.

Fucking sick!

“Yea too small definitely not my type.” He laughed.

My nose scrunched up as the thought entered my mind. “What a fucking sicko, thanks Aiden now I have my brother’s penis on my mind. Do you know how fucking disturbing that is?” I said to him.

“Yea well at least you didn’t have to date him.” Ashley remarked.

“Ohh, do tell, please” Aiden begged.

She laughed and then began her encounter, “What was not to like his tongue chocking me, or his spit drowning me.” She chuckled.

“Okay guys let’s not talk about fucking shithead anymore.”

“Sit tight, I’m gonna need you to keep time, come on just snap snap snap your fingers for me.
Good good, now we’re making some progress come on just tap tap tap your toes to the beat.
And I believe, this may call for a proper introduction.
And well, don’t you see? I’m the narrator, and this is just the prologue.