“Guys,” he announced walking into the room. “I just got off the phone with a very pissy Spencer and we all know Spencer is not prone to being pissy.”

“I wouldn’t blame her,” Brian muttered.

“What,” the driver asked confused.

“You mean you haven’t heard,” Danny asked.

“Heard what,” Eric shrugged. “I’m so lost right now I feel like Elmer’s.”

“Hey,” Aiden scoffed.

“I love you buddy, no offense,” the driver responded quickly yet truthfully. “Seriously though guys, what in the frick-n-frack is going on?”

“You know how Heather was having a little hissy fit and wouldn’t come out of her dressing room earlier tonight,” Carrot Top began.

Eric nodded and the bodyguard continued. “Well, while Ashley was trying to talk her down apparently she kissed Ash and Ashley kissed her back.”

The driver’s eyes widened. Aiden quickly jumped in, “It was only for a second though,” he said in defense of his cousin.

“That shouldn’t matter,” Brian rebutted.

“Holy crab cakes,” Eric breathed out. “A guy takes a short half hour nap and he misses this big drama fest.”

“Never a dull day,” Tom deadpanned.

“So, Ashley told Spencer and now Spencer’s in this mood because of it,” Eric asked.

“Like I said before I wouldn’t blame her,” Brian huffed. “What Ashley did was cheating in my books. I don’t know if I would forgive her if I were Spencer.”

“B, man,” Danny sighed. “You once broke up with a girl for asking another guy if he wanted sprinkles on his cone.”

“So what,” the assistant shrugged.

“She worked at the ice cream parlor,” Carrot Top countered.

“You didn’t see the way she asked it though. It was said seductively,” Brian maintained.

“Could we get back to the issue at hand,” Eric interrupted. “The current conversation is making me nothing but horny and … suddenly hungry for ice cream.”

“Ashley didn’t cheat on Spencer,” Aiden insisted. “She pulled away from Heather and put her in her place.”

“Sure she did,” Brian grumbled. “After she responded to the kiss first!”

“At least she pulled away,” Eric added with a shrug. “It’s not like they full on made out … oh my God,” he breathed out closing his eyes.

Carrot Top frowned, “What is it?”

Eric grinned keeping his eyes closed, “I’ve got some images going in my head right now, I’m just letting the fantasy play out and we’re … done, okay,” he opened his eyes. When the driver looked around at the guys he noted their blank stares. “Sorry,” he mumbled looking down.