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My Alien Girlfriend – (Chapter: Greetings Earthlings)
“I am right here daddy!” Spencer broadcasted as she skipped into the dining room with a smile on her face.
“Ew, she’s smiling!” Glen screeched in mock horror.
“Shut up Glen!” The blonde replied taking a seat across from Ashley.
“Why are you so happy anyways?” Paula asked her daughter.
“I just got a call from Carmen …”
Glen pretended to gag.
Spencer rolled her eyes and continued. “She said she’s moving back to L.A.”
“You’re not considering dating her again are you Spencer?” Arthur asked.
Spencer shrugged and began to eat indicating she was done talking about this particular subject.
Ashley looked at the food on her with raised eyebrows.
Paula noted the young brunette’s look, “What’s the matter Ashley you don’t like Spaghetti?”
The Martian looked up from her plate and at Paula. “Oh, no, I’ve just never had it before?”
“Really,” Arthur asked in surprise.
“Where have you been living, in a box?” Spencer asked bluntly.
“Spencer, one more crack like that and you’ll be grounded.” Paula warned.
Ashley picked up the utensil everyone else was using and tried to stab at her food but the noodles kept sliding off each time she tried to bring it to her mouth.
Arthur watched slightly amused as the young brunette poked at her food with the wrong end of the fork. “Ah, Ashley,” He said gaining her attention. “Try using the other side of the fork.”
Ashley turned the utensil around and stabbed at her food again, smiling when she was able to successfully pick up her food.
Spencer, let out a quiet laugh, she had to admit this Amanda … or Ashley girl was kinda cute… but weird.
“Mmm.” Ashley moaned as she chewed on the food. “Oh mm, so good!” She groaned in pleasure gaining the family’s attention.
“I’m glad you like it Ashley.” Paula said with a smile.
“It’s really good!” Ashley repeated over a mouthful. This spaghetti stuff beat the food she ate back in Zygot by a human mile!
“So Ashley, are you ready for your first day of school tomorrow?” Arthur asked.
Ashley nodded. “I think so.”
“Good.” Paula commented. “We wanted to make sure you’d be comfortable at school, so, since Spencer is in all senior classes this year we …”
“Mom, please don’t say what I think you’re about to say!” Spencer begged.
“We spoke to the school and set your schedule up so you and Spencer have every class together.”
Ashley beamed while Spencer screamed. “Nooooooo!”
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Lmao Oh man.. I love this story already. The ending was priceless. Noooo. lol Keep it up. PMASAP
hahaha the title cracks me up whenever i see an update. this story is out of this world… omg BAD joke. but i really do love it. update soon
omg this story is so hysterical. the ringing of the doorbell, the pen, computer, everything. loved the fork thing. priceless! please pms!
Wow. I love Ashley. I have the song my Simple Plan playing in my head, “My Alien.” So funny. PMS
This story is hysterical. I can’t wait to see more. PMS!
This story is so cute. Ashley is really funny learning about earthy things. Great chapter. PMS.
haha man spencer is just being forced to hang with ashley pms
Does this remind anyone else of Earth Girls Are Easy it was so funny and when I started reading it I couldn’t get that movie out my head lol
Haha great story. I wonder why Spencer is such a bitch so far. Can’t wait to read more.
rofl she ate ink lol that had me craking up and the spagettie lol so funny but at least we know spencer is gay lol :) pms please :)