Edward laughed his husky laugh walking threw the door of the Cullen's home, all because I fell. Not nice I thought…sorry that I am not as fully balanced as you are, I thought to myself.
"Ugh!!" Rosealie whined coming threw the door.
"What is it rose?" Emmett asked walking into the room.
"I am trying to get a tan cause today is actually a very nice and bright day." SHe said in her snoby I'm all that girly voice.
"Rose, you are a vampire, your skin isn't going to change." Edward said trying to hold back a laugh.
"Are you saying I waisted a full 3 hours out there?" SHe was looking at Edward her eyes burning with anger.
Edward snaped threw it and began to laugh.

As Edward laughed Rosealie ran upstairs and in no less then 5 seconds she was down sitting on a chair with a box of crayons rested on her lap.
"What is that for?" I asked almost murmuring.
"Emmett, sit."
"But Rose–"
"Emmett." She gave him a sweet gental face that no one was able to resist.
"Fine." Emmett groned. "So what exactly are you going to do to me?" He asked his tone a little scared a little sarcastice.
"I am looking for a nice skin colour." She said while digging threw the box, "Ah, here we go…this is soo a skin colour." She anounced holding up a hot pink crayon.
Then she grabed Emmett's arm and began to colour it with the hot pink.
After thirty seconds he was totally oink from head to toe.

Jasper, Alice, Carlisle, and Esme all came runing down the stairs to see Emmett.
Rosealie was pushing him out the door and into the sun.
When the sun hit Emmett's skin….he didn't sparkle.
"Oh my." Esme gasped.
Edward and Jasper where hallering in laughter.
Edward pushed Jasper out in the middle of the road with Emmett.
Then a police car pulled up and stoped right infront of them.
He got out of his car slowly and examined Emmett and Jasper.
I herd him murmur to himself– "A hot pink skin toned man and a man who sparkles like a dimond……seems normal enough."
He climbed back into the car and drove around them and away.

lol tell me what you think….I have no idea what was going threw my head when I wrote this:P