I look at him like he’s an idiot because, well…he is. Spencer puts her hand on my knee and I turn to her and see her smiling, making me forget that babbling idiot. I can’t help but smile back at her. We just lean in and kiss each other passionately.

Aiden: “Well…that was easier than I thought it’d be.” he says scratching his head. “Man I’m good!”

Spencer: “We got together yesterday Aiden.”

Aiden: “But you…you called me yesterday. You were crying.”

Spencer: “We got together after that.”

Aiden: “My advice must have been pretty good.” he smiles to himself. “My work here is done.”

Ashley: “You had nothing to do with us getting together jackass.”

Aiden: “Bitch.” he mumbles.

Spencer: “Aiden…” she warns.

Aiden: “Sorry…” he whines. “…but she is.” he mumbles.

Ashley: “Fuck you Crayola.”

Aiden: “No thanks, I’m off the market.” he grins like the idiot he is.

Ashley: “Wasn’t an invite idiot.”

Spencer: “Would you two stop it please?”

Ashley: “I’m sorry baby.” I say and kiss her.

Aiden: “I’m gonna be spending a lot more time around you two.” he says, grinning.

Spencer: “I don’t think your girlfriend would like that.” she teases.

Ashley: “Who the hell would date that thing?”

Aiden: “Spencer did.” he teases and sticks his tongue out at me.

Ashley: “Only because you brainwashed her. Besides, I had her in the sack first.” and I stick my tongue out at him. Spencer slaps my arm playfully.

Aiden: “That doesn’t make me jealous, it turns me on.” he says grinning.

Spencer/Ashley: “EW!” we say in unison.

Aiden: “I’m kidding!”

Ashley: “No you weren’t.”

Aiden: “You are so right.” Spencer and I laugh.

Spencer: “ But we are hot together, aren’t we?” she says to Aiden, but is looking at me, and she leans in kissing me. “So what do you want?” she says turning her attention to him.

Aiden: “Well merry Christmas to you too Spence.” he says deflated.

Spencer: “I’m sorry. Merry Christmas Aiden…now what do you want?”

Aiden: “Was I interrupting something?”

Ashley: “Yea actually, you were. Now what the hell do you want!”

Aiden: “Jeez…well sor REE…I just wanted to invite you two to my New Years Eve party. Plus Julia’s gonna be there and she’s been dying to see you guys.”