"Would I look better in peach or white or-"

"If you say black I swear Spencer."

Chelsea and Spencer took another bite out of their peices of pizza. Ty and Aaron were sitting on the couch of Spencer’s apartment watching The backyardigans.

Chelsea: "What does Ashley want to see you in?"

Sencer: "She hasn’t really said, I mean, she hasn’t really looked through this book with me since I got it."

Chelsea flipped the page in the Wedding catolog.

Spencer: "I was thinking of an outdoor wedding."

Chelsea: "Yeah, maybe at the beach. Never been to one at a beach."

Spencer: "That’s something to think about."

Chelsea: "What about entertainment?"

Spencer: "Seeing as Ashley has a couple of connections, maybe she could get someone really good. Like..I don’t know-"

Chelsea: "Diana Ross? Celine Dion?"

Spencer: "My Chemical Romance.."

Chelsea: "They’re not very romantinc Spencer."

Spencer: "Oh well. It’ll probably end up being the musical stylings of Aiden and Kyla with their Kareokee CD.

They flipped the page and found Dresses and undergarments.

Chelsea: "Ooo, this one is pretty."

She pointed to a dress that had the longest train in the world.

Spencer: "I’m most definetly not Princess Diana Chels."

Chelsea laughed and pointed to the price.

Spencer: "..Hmm, do you think Ashley would be willing to pay that kind of money?"

Chelsea: "Please, for a dress you only wear once? Besides, I think she’d rather see you in these."

She pointed to the black satin thong that came with a matching bra.

Spencer: "She’s been heavy on the thongs lately."

Chelsea: "Really? Maybe she wants Ty to have a sibling."

Spencer: "Okay once is a miracle, I don’t think we can do it twice."

Chelsea: "You don’t know til you try."

Spencer: "haha, Maybe a couple years from now. When Ashley’s not on the verge of becoming an alchoholic."

Chelsea: "What’s been goin on?"

Spencer: "Nothing. Just a lot of drinking, sex and..sex."

Chelsea: "Oh how terrible for you Spencer. Pooor poor Spencer."

Spencer: "It’s not as good as you think you know."

Chelsea made a shocked face.

Chelsea: "You mean the infamous Ashley Davies is a bad lover?"

Spencer: "Don’t tell her I said that Chelsea I mean it."

Chelsea: "Oh, your serious."

Spencer was silent for a minute.

Spencer: "It’s not that she’s bad…she’s just not..I don’t know the word."

Chelsea: "Unsensitive? Non-Loving? Cum to fast?"

Spencer: "Chelsea! Geez! Let the kids hear."

Chelsea: "Oh they’re not listening to us."

TV: "Float Flutter ly, Float, Flutter, Fly. Oh Rock, Rock on hilltop High, Float, Flutter, Fly.."

Spencer: "Nevermind Chelsea. Let’s just keep looking through the book okay?"

Chelsea: "Alright. I saw a really really awesome lookin green dress back here for a hundred dollars."

They laughed and took another bite out of their pizzas. After a while, Chelsea took a minute to ask Spencer a serious question.

Chelsea: "..Hey, Spencer."

Spencer: "yeah?"

Chelsea: "Are you sure you two are okay?"

Spencer: "Yeah, we’re fine."

Lie Number Two.