"Gabrielle, it was that one act of kindness that convinced her. She knew you were the one who deserved it."

 "But you’d make a much better goddess than I would, will.  You’ve had powers of a god before, you understand them, and know how to use them."

 "And you will too, Gabrielle. You just have to look inside you, look in your heart. When they’re needed, your powers will appear and they’ll feel like you’ve had them all your life."

 "I don‘t know. If you say so."

 "Changing the subject, I was thinking that you need a temple."

 "A WHAT? A temple? What on earth for?"

 "Well how are people going to know where to worship you if you don’t have a few temples scattered around?"

 "A FEW temples? WORSHIP me? Xena, have you lost your mind? I don’t want any temples. And I certainly don’t want to be worshipped."

 "Gabrielle, you’re a goddess now. People worship the gods and goddesses. It’s the way things are done. Now we just have to figure out what kind of goddess you are."

 "Xena!" Gabrielle cried out, exasperated, "Will you stop this? I don’t KNOW what kind of goddess I am. I’ve only been one for a day."

 "Let me think," Xena said, ignoring Gabrielle. "You’d make a great Goddess of Love, except that’s already taken,  And I don’t think Aphrodite would appreciate it if you took her title. Hmmmm.  How about the Goddess of Like? You like everybody."

 "Oh, that sounds really great –  Gabrielle, the Goddess of Like. Come on, Xena, that’s like something Joxer would say."

 "Yeah, you’re probably right. Well, what else can we come up with?"

 "How about nothing?"

 "Gabrielle, Goddess of  Nothing. No . . . that doesn’t do anything for me.  If you can’t think of anything better than that, why don’t you let me figure out a name, and you can decide where you want your temples built."

 "Xena, how many times do I have to tell you?   I  DO  NOT  WANT  ANY  TEMPLES ! ! !

 "What? Did you say something? How about Gabrielle, Goddess of Scrolls?"

 "Now just what does that mean? How can I be a goddess of scrolls?"

 "Don’t you remember when Aphrodite enchanted your scrolls and everything you wrote happened? Maybe you can write down good things to counteract the bad stuff that happens."