Aiden: “What? I was just asking.”

Ashley: “Do you not understand the definition of lesbian? It means that we like the vagina not the fucking dick.”

Aiden: “Ah yes the wonderful pussy.”

Spencer: “Eww don’t call it that. Say something a little less I don’t know wordy.”

Aiden: “Cunt.”

Ashley: “Hoo ha.”

Aiden: “Cooch.”

Ashley: “Box.”

Aiden: “Ooo that’s a good one.”

Spencer: “Wait box, I don’t get it.”

Ashley: “Just think about it.”

Spencer stood there ‘thinking’ and shook her head showing that she didn’t understand.

Ashley: “Come on.”

Aiden: “A box Spencer. Think of an actual box.”

Spencer: “Oh the flaps!”

Ashley: “Haha nice way to word it Spence.”

Aiden: “How about hot pocket?”

Ashley: “Ooo that one is good.”

Spencer: “I don’t get that one either. Hot pockets are food not vaginas.”

Aiden: “Your girl is so naïve.”

Spencer: “I am not. I’m just not used to this unusual slang you people use.”

Ashley: “Yeah yeah. Well Aiden we’re going to go up to my room and make out so don’t walk anywhere around my door trying to hear this one moan all loud and pornographic.”

Spencer: “As I recall you were the one moaning before butt head over here interrupted in here.”

Spencer smirked and Ashley rolled her eyes grabbing her hand starting to pull her up towards the stairs.
Aiden: “Record it Ashley!”

Ashley: “No fuck head! Go look for one of my porno tapes or something.”

Spencer: “Wait you have porn.”

Ashley: “Maybe.”

Ashley winked and let go of Spencer’s hand running up the rest of the way to her room with Spencer close behind. They slammed the door to Ashley’s room and whatever happened in there you will never know…No I’m kidding they made out. Their lips lingered as did their touches. Each of them were becoming more comfortable with one another, which was both good and bad, because sooner or later they would want more and Spencer wasn’t sure that she was ready to take that step…ever.

–Ok my homeslices. I hope you liked it. It was kind of blah but drama shall be coming soon. Yay! I love drama. Haha. Not really. I have to pee like seabiscuit. I’ll finish this first. OMG I’m freezing my ass off. It’s fucking cold in my crib. Haha crib beyotch. And I’m wearing a fucking jacket aww my pretty green jacket. Ah I remember that hoe that said mah jacket was ugly. Oh hell no! That was the same girl that I accidently hit in the cooch in the lunch line. Damn hoe! Don’t talk about my jacket when I gave you a freebie. Everyone else has to pay cuz I’m a hoe fo sho. Kidding about the hoe part but I did hit a girl in the cooch in the lunch line. Lol. OMG and I have on the fugliest pajama pants. They’re pink and have like fucking reindeer and mistletoe on them. Yes I am weating christmas PJ pants who cares. But they are fugly. Oh but look I have mistletoe on my vajj You know what that means. *dances* haha. Ah the other day talk about hoohlarious. I went to the gas station with my sister cuz the hoe wanted Big Red *gag* and I got off. I was wearing my black Spice Girls shirt with black and green boxers with long red socks and polka dot Vans and my hair was all crazy. And my sister said that when I got off this guy just looked at me like I was an idiot. Haha. Wow what a douche. Ah yesterday I ran at like 3am for like 30 minutes with a trashbag on to make me sweat more. omfg my shirt was drenched it was gross but I felt awesome after 30 mins of jogging. I felt like a new woman! Woo! It’s been forever since I ran for that long. I’m proud I can still do it. But a dog started barking and I was like oh hell no! I don’t want another dog bite. Damn hoe. Grr. Shibby! Ok my sexbots leave me some comments and I shall try and post as soon as possible. Mmmwah gorjus peeps!