“No Jacob, just keep me in the dark……of fucking course i want to see the rules” numb nuts!!!

Jacob returned a few minutes later with what can only be called a novel, my eyes widened in alarm, shit there sure was some major rules to learn.

“Here” he called while passing me the contract.

I sat upright and placed the contract on my knees taking a deep breath preparing to see what the hell he had let us in for.

Conditions and rules:

FACTS

A secret society exists. Around 52% of people on this earth are a part of it.

Of that 52%, 50% are women, 2% are men.

Of that 2%, 1% of those men are gay; the other 1% are players.

What I'm talking about is the sex secret society – and you are either *IN* or *OUT*.

MAIN RULES OF THE SECRET SOCIETY: 1-5 is fact!

1) Don't talk about the secret society.

2) If you are part of the secret society, you will never be denied anything at any point.

3) If you are not part of the secret society, you will scrap and beg for everything you get.

4) Nobody judges each other in the secret society. There is no such thing as a slut. A slut is only as slutty as people who are NOT in the secret society are aware of.

5) Secret society members COME FIRST.

6) Before signing the contract be aware you are either IN or OUT.

7) The reason for the secret society is sex, you cannot deny your partner for the evening this, after all this is what you came for.

8) Once you pick keys you cannot change, fixed rule, the keys you pick, is the person you get.

9) The partner you join the society with is the partner you leave with, this is for your own benefit as well as the society, there is to be NO affairs within the group, please not this is a punishable offense, and again this is for your own sakes as well as the societies.

10) Do not bring visitors to the society, unless that person wants to join, a contract must be signed before a foot is stepped over the door.