She didn't say anything but gave me an angry look.

So I grabbed the mug and nonchalantly dropped it on the floor, it shattered all over the floor.

Nikki then said to me angrily "Is that all you good at? Destroying and killing everything?"

"The fuck do you mean bitch?"

"You know exactly what I mean. You kill any and every queer you can get to. Everybody know about what you did to Saffron Burrows and Alan Cummings and what you did to Jessie and Katie, but you've done a lot more evil."

"Like what?"

"Like when you blew up the OutRage office, assisted Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe in arresting and killing more queers in Zimbabwe, told Sasha Baron Cohen (of Da Ali G/Borat fame) who was queer in the entertainment industry and now he too is also blackmailing us. Helped the Jamaicans in killing and burning gay people, planned to crash Elton John's wedding, and there are some rumours that you've trained Muslim extremists. There's many more I know about."

"Now what a minute, I've done some good here in England. I blew up the National Front and British National Party headquarters and killed their leaders." The National Front and the British National Party are the British version of the KKK, I don't like those mother fuckers one bit.

"Yeah that's true but you've still done a lot more wrong."

"Like what Jim's about to do to you now. Besides, to be honest with you I would rather be doing what I'm doing right now than making car insurance commercials." Jim came out with a branding iron and Nikki was now terrified. I knew there was going to be a lot of screaming so I put the rag back in her mouth.

"We got a special one for you, Mandingo Jones." Jim said.

I stopped her before she was going to correct him. I then told Jim "Don't confuse the name of a strong, dignifed, and powerful African tribe with the name of a slut who belongs to a pathetic group that ain't worth shit in the gene pool. There's only two reasons why those people exist: 1) To give everyone else something to laugh at. 2) To make the rest of us feel better about ourselves, because we're not them."