Raf- why?

Lee –because spencer thinks ash as been sleeping round(smirking o him self)

Raf – (looks confused) what do u mean thinks?

Lee-(looks at raf) u don’t think ash would cheat ha between me and u she hasn’t slept with anyone in 6 months

Raf – how do u now i mean its in the papers everyday about all the women

Lee – yes my friend thats what i wont people think?

Raf (getting pissed off) meaning?

Lee – (looking raf in the eye) think about it ash will have more fans if she is single?

Raf – so u make her look like a slag wt about the pitcher?

Lee – that’s the best bit (raf raises a eye brow) well is ash and Spencer i just put another girls face on Spencer to look like someone else its amazing that nobody has caught on yet i mean really  ash cheating on Spencer on the kids (laughing pleased with himself)

Raf how did u get the pitcher (knowing full well how and felt sick)

Lee –well u see one nite when they were fucking i took a pitcher i need ash single

Raf had heard all he could stand and walked away before he hit him?

At the other part of the house ash n spencer were talking

Spencer-see told u she was like u

Ash -yea but she blames herself

Raf walked up to ash n spencer with the recorder in his hand

Raf girls come with me

In ash n Spencer’s room

Raf – (ok the party has finished and the kids are in bed )so i want u to listen to this (he played the tape and when it had finished ash was grinning)what r u smiling at hes a sick twat

Ash – yea dad he is but wev got him

Spencer – he took a pitcher

Ash hun u ok

Spencer – he took a pitcher of us

Ash –(pulls spencer in for a kiss) that better (smiling)

Spencer – yea but ur dad seen us (laughing)

Raf – omg (ponting between the two ) u nu together

Ash – yea we never spilt

Spencer – yea its been hell snecking round 

Ash- yea but fun ! ok so wel wait till morning till hes sober them i be home baby?

Raf – (comfused) howd u now

Spencer – hes been trying to split us up from the start

Raf – but the pitcher

Ash – dad do u think i don’t know my girlfriends body

Raf – omg ash im ur dad so don’t need to now that

Ash – sorry but still the mong

Raf – ok i going now

Ash ended up staying the night and the next morning she work Spencer up with her head between her legs but Skye walked in but ash was hidden

Skye – mama what time is mom coming today

Spencer – erm Skye can u go il be out in a sec

Skye – omg ur having sex  how could u do that to mom i hate u

Ash (still under the cover ) u don’t say that to ur mama

Skye – ok bitch u have no right to talk to me ur no my mom?

Ash – im sorry but i can coz i am ur mom (coming out of the cover )

Skye – omg u and u together

Spencer – why is everyone sayin that

Skye – sorry mama i be going now