In other news, I have been successfully flirting with the girl in the red shirt, with minimal feelings of guilt. The first time I did it, I nearly threw up in my mouth from the panic of what I’d just said. But thankfully, it’s gotten easier. Though, if I am gay, I’m not sure that she’s my type. She’s a little too gangsta.

I can’t help but worry that maybe my sister’s friend is my type. That somehow, in my eighteen years of life, I developed a freak fetish. That those glasses make me just want to… are blogs allowed to be PG-13? It’s hard to look at her now! Every time she’s walked past me these past few days, all I can do is freeze and stare. She smells so good for a total freak. And I know she doesn’t wear perfume, so it’s her own unique scent. Freak pheromones or something, she’s got me tied up in knots. But enough about her, before I suffocate from stupidity.

Let’s talk about Addison for a moment. This entry will be short because I’m waiting for Taycen to come pick me up but I had an interesting experience with Addison today. We were standing in the hall, when all of the sudden, he just attacks me. He didn’t beat me or anything, it was worse. All of the sudden it was like a PDA monster possessed his body because before I knew it; he had me pinned up a locker kissing me like he’d lost a jolly rancher in my throat. Pushing him off of me was all but a miracle and when I asked him why he did it, he just said, “Cuz I wanted to show you how much I care about you.”

Seriously?! You want to show me how much you care, go get me a Playboy to explore! God, I would much rather investigate the mystery of my sexuality than have your tongue survey my mouth. Ugh, anyway I just looked at him with my really serious “I fucking hate you right now.” stare. Honestly, sometimes he makes me want to go all Thelma and Louise on the nearest cliff.

Anyway, Taycen is here so I better go. My sister never came home; I guess she’s with her strange abnormally sweet smelling friend. I’ll update you on our festivities later when I get back, Tay is convinced that going to a gay bar tonight will get her some ass and apparently I got the short straw when it came to being her wingwoman. Dammit, I wanted to watch One Tree Hill.