Alice:

"Alice don’t start," Tasha chided with a low chuckle.

"What! It’s a valid question!" I said with a pout.

"Oh God, that’s where Jimmy gets it from," Tasha laughed.

"And it always works for him," I grinned.

"Yeah but he’s 13."

"Aw come on Tash!"

Tasha sighed deeply and I beamed knowing that I won, "she looks like a naked mole rat."

I let out a loud laugh and said, "really?"

"Yeah," Tasha smiled, "her face is all saggy and her eyes are buried by like dead skin."

"Eww!" I laughed, "so she looks like 60?"

"Well, more like 90," Tasha laughed, "I don’t think Bette would like that at 60."

"Shit she looks 30 at 50!" I agreed, "she’ll probably look 35 at 60."

Tasha laughed and said, "satisfied?"

"That Jamie looks like a 90 year old woman who needs a face lift? No," I said, "that you think she looks like a 90 year old woman who needs a face lift? Yes!"

Tasha had started laughing before I even finished my sentence. I loved that even after 16 together, we could still laugh like this.

"Oh! How about her boobs?" I said laughing.

"No! Alice!"

"Come on Tash! Are they saggy? Do they look like cow udders?" I joked.

Tasha was laughing again answering, "I don’t look at her boobs."

"Good answer wifey," I said with a wide grin.

"Don’t ask about her ass cause I don’t look!" Tasha added wagging her finger.

"I don’t need to ask, she’s never had ass," I joked.

"Who’s never had ass?" Dana asked walking into living room where we were sitting down.

"Jesus Dana!" Tasha said patting her chest.

"You scared the shit out your mother Dane!" I added.

"She scared you too!" Tasha defended.

"You didn’t answer my question?" Dana laughed sitting on the loveseat across from us.

"And we’re not gonna," I said throwing a pillow at her.

Tasha laughed as Dana whined, "mom!"

"How was school babe?" Tasha asked.

"Fine," Dana answered quickly.

Tasha looked at me and I narrowed my eyes at our daughter who averted her eyes with a blush.

"Oh God you’re just like your aunt Tina," I laughed, "I can read right through you!"

"Mom!" Dana whined covering her face with her hands.