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A Season 2 Recap (Suzieb_33 with special guest: ClosetDana and Poopy-Shit) Season 2 Episode 5
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Showtime and suzieshitinthecloset presents…
Previously on…Hey ladies and ladies, let’s dive right in shall we? I am watching Mark make an ass of himself. He is now the new roommate of Crazy and Too Sexy. I think I will call him Swazye…I know CD prefers Peepshow…but I see a little Swayze wanna-be in him. So that is what I will call him. So Swayze can pay and apparently, Jenny and Shane could use the money…what are they doing with the millions that they make? Huh? Huh?
Token is sucked into Toe…not to be confused with sucking on a toe…or sucking Toe for that matter…(we are calling him Toe because he looks like one, and his stupid company…whatever)…are you still with me? Ok cool.
Flash Dance is begging English to fund the arts…the Manhiem has Too Sexy by her O-balls…evidently, Shane has "Special" skills…which to me, makes her sound retarded…
Hottie is confused and just wanting to know what the hell Tennis wants from her…then we get to see the straight girl kiss the gay girl again. It’s cool though because they are both pretty people. Pretty people can get away with a bad kiss here and there…plus they make up for it and then some later………………..oops sorry. My mind went somewhere else there for a moment. Where was I…OH! Bad kisses. Right so Hip Hop and Crazy do their awkward thing…which actually, I can’t give an accurate assessment on just how bad the kiss is for two reasons. The first being the fact that Jenny’s Doyle shirt is just so weird and distracting. The second is that when I actually am able to pull my eyes away from the disaster that is Jenny’s shirt, Carmen’s fucking hat is in the way…so it could have been the hottest kiss in the history of the L word…but I doubt it.
Still a bit more sex-views left and then I promise, I’ll get on with the show. So Bette snagged a hottie random chick…and damn…this chick is smokin’. Bette might be my new hero…And I know you can’t hear the song that was playing during that scene right now because EZ is fucking over it with stupid fucking Oh oh’s…but if you guys have the time after you read this little masterpiece (hehe), you should go back to ep four and check the song out. It’s beautiful and interesting (Lover’s Spit by Broken Social Scene…I think it’s the remix version…it’s Feist singing it and that’s all that really matters). Where were we…oh right. The Pumpkin King and the Magic Carpet Ride. Tina doesn’t have a kiss for Daddy…much to everyone’s relief. Gomey’s a pervy asshole…Crazy let’s Too Sexy cut her hair…which make me sad…her hair was gorgeous…shut up CD. I know you like it short. A tear falls in mourning for those beautiful long locks that are so carelessly cast aside, and off we go.
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Okay, yeah. This little mid-west lezzie laughed her ass off, and totally woek up at least my granny, who lives downstairs. She just started banging on her ceiling with a broom or something. Ooops. Anyway, yes, Fuck You IC, and I miss Erin, and I always thought Pervy Mark and Gomer Pile were asses. Perverted asses. But I did so enjoy the Finally Scene and its recap. I heart you kids immensely, and Suze, this thing was worth the wait.
Yay, I was first! Oh and forgive the typos, I’m sleep deprived.
Hillarious as usual suze!! I can’t read this stuff without giggling along (probably like Poopy as much as she protests she doesn’t) hehe. It was def worth the wait as you guys are hysterical and I generally agree with 95% of the stuff you say, all of the Leisha stuff coz lets face it the woman is sex on legs and should be worshipped. Anyways give the wife a kiss and then some for me Suze hehehe :D peace out xx
Great stuff! you guys crack me up! I can’t wait for the next one.
You ladies are to funny!!!! This was awesome and you guys make it fun! Loved this “Ok,So everybody’s dancing and I don’t think a single one of them is happy about it. Nobody can ever be happy on this show…if they get a little happiness…that usually means they are gonna die soon…seriously!” That was so funnnnny!! Anyway i will not comment on the “going down there” because really,its the BEST!!!! Before long you all will agree!!!Anyways,thanks for writing that,i needed a good laugh! Take it easy Babes!!
Yay! So happy for the recap. I was having an awesome day and this just made it like a million times better. And it’s such a great episode to recap… I mean the FInally scene. Come on, who doesn’t love that? But now I miss Dana so much. Stupid IC. Sorry I’m rambling. Great job!
Hey ladies! I have never commented on anything before, but this was just too damn funny. That was my favorite episode of S2 and you did it justice and then some! I was laughing the whole time! I love this part…”Bette: OH MY GOD I HAD THE WORST FUCKING DAY TODAY!….I’m fucked…and so I am going to talk over you and everyone else who tries to get a word in edge wise and if you should happen to sneak your troubles in…I will make you feel small and insignificant….oh…you said you had something you wanted to talk to me about this morning???” LMAO! Also loved the TOE guy thing and all of your other nick names for everybody! So you guys are so funny together and I was just wondering what your story is? How did suzieshitinthecloset come to be? And are any two of you ladies together??? or all three??? lmao. Ok so I am getting nosey and off track here. lol. My bad! Just curious. Anyways, keep up the fucking hilarious work and I look forward to the next installment from you silly girls. :D Oh and suzie…I wish I was Erin, too! haha
I DO NOT GIGGLE!! (that’s all I’m saying)
I’m still laughing about the Davey Crockett raccoon hat thing. Funny stuff girls, post more!
Freaking Hysterical!!!I love all the Nicknames…Cracks me up!Thank You Ladies!
Ok so you took some liberties but it’s cool I think I still love you. Great job honestly its about time, I wasn’t sure how long it was going to take you but it was almost worth the 4 month wait. I would also like to add that I am not that pervy and some vast exeggerations were made other than that great job. The extremely respectful, incredibly unafraid of cunningulus damn sexy chocolatey 1/3 of suzieshitinthecloset OUT BITCHES
Hey…can you get your Mom to cast out the demons from IC and the writers? I fianlly realized that must be it…toward the end of S2, they were all poessessed. Yeah, that’s it. That’s what happened. Anyway, well worth the wait…and seriously, it must have taken you guys two weeks to get through the Finally scene alone, what with the pauses and breaks and all. Very funny…but Mark is no Swayze…get that out of your head right now. I’d say PPS, but we all know not so much…so instead I will do the impossible and try to wait patiently, though after this and a couple of other notable scenes, the show we all know and love ceases to exits. Damn those demons!
suzieshitinthecloset: FUCK YOU, IC!!! Amen to that. I’ve REALLY missed this series. It makes S2 not sound so bad (well, after S3, S2 was a happy fucking merry-go-round).
I have been in the most fantastically shitty mood for the past few days & I can’t even begin to tell you how much reading this has cheered me up. The 3 of you are absolutely fucking phenomenal and made me completely LMAO. This was the one episode that I couldn’t wait for the 3 of you to do the commentary for & you certainly did not disappoint. The Finally Scene is far & away the greatest L Word scene ever & there simply could never be enough said about it. Suzie, your Leisha worship is more than ok in my book … as De_leish_ous put it so completely wonderfully … she is sex on legs & should be worshipped. We all miss Dana & fucking season 4 hasn’t even happened yet. FUCK YOU UP THE ASS WITHOUT LUBE IC!!!!