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    Bette&Tina Beginning in College Fallen_angel style

    Shane: “Yeah I thought about that, but it wouldn’t of been as funny” she laughs.

    Alice: “Your lucky im drunk otherwise I would Jacki Chan your ***** right here”. She starts doing karate moves.  Shane bursts into fits of laughter.

    Bette: “You guys coming”

    Alice: (grabs Shane into a headlock) “Yep were coming”

    Shane: “AH..***** Al”.

    Alice: “Yeah who’s laughing now Hoochie”

    Bette couldn’t help but laugh at the two of them just ahead of her.

    Bette had her arm around Tina’s waist and Tina’s arm over her shoulder helping her to the car.

    Tina: “I havnt been this drunk in soooooo long” giggles.

    Bette: (smiling) “As long as you had fun, but I think you will be regretting it in the morning” she laughs

    Tina: “Yeah probably.  So did you have fun tonight”.

    Bette: (looking at Tina) “I had a great night” they both smile.

     

    Alice turns to Shane.

    Alice: “Were going home in the pimp mobile”

    Bette: “The What”

    Alice: “All the rappers have one, they call them their pimp mobile”.

    Bette: “Maybe I should think about getting another car”

    Tina: “No don’t, I like it”  Bette smiles.

    Alice: “I call shotgun”

    Shane: “Well the rappers usually have their hoochies riding up front with them, and since I am a hoochie as you like to call me that mean I get to ride up front”.

    Alice lunges at Shane, both of them wrestling over who’s gonna sit in the front.

    Bette: “Ok you 2 in the back”

    Alice: “butt..

    Bette:  “Back now!!!”

    Alice: “Good one Shane, ruin my fun why don’t ya”.

    Bette laughs as the two get in the back and continue to argue.  Bette helps Tina into the front seat than walks round to the drivers side and gets in.  10 Minutes later they were out the front of their dorm.

    Shane: “Thanks for the lift Bette” she get out and start to walk towards the dorm.

    Bette turns to Tina who was staring at her.

    Bette: “You ok, do you think you will be able to get back to your dorm ok”

    Tina: “Yeah ill be fine”. She smiles.  They make eye contact.  “Thanks for tonight, I really had fun” Tina moves a little closer.  Tina watched Bette’s lips as she talked.

    Bette: “No thank you, if it wasn’t for you I would have been at home hours ago reading over film essays, and your friends are quite entertaining” they both laugh.  Bette stares intensly at Tina than leans forward.  Alice sticks her head between the two front seats.

    Alice: “Well Porter tonite was a blast.  You are definitely one cool teacher” she smiles at Bette than at Tina.

    Bette: “You better get going” she smiles at Tina

    Tina: (glares at Alice for interrupting) “Yeahah thanks again”.  She gets out and shuts the door. “I guess ill see you tomorrow”

    Bette: ” You sure about that” laughs

    Tina: “Yes ill be there”

    Bette: “Ok I guess ill see you tomorrow” she smiles and begins to drive off.

    Tina: (turning round) “Alice I’m gonna kick your *****”

    Alice: “Ah man what did I do now

     

     

     

     


    Comments

    1. The three amingo. that is funny The Mummy Pimp. How far can this go before Bette goes crazy with Tina. Guess Tina could plant a juices wet lip lock on Bette first. Alice Shaneand Tina are so funny together. thanks

    2. ha ha ur story’s so funny, I’m really enjoyin it. Have to say though, those are some rose-tinted glasses Bettes got, cas anytime I’m sober n I hang out with people who r wasted I just end up wantin to slap them so bad! She must really like Tina. Also, MY GOD that is a LOT of alcohol! (and I’m an Irish college student so u know its serious!:-) )

    3. “Well can you at least push me out onto the dance floor so I can bob up and down on my chair and wave my arms around”.
      lmao possibly the best line ever!!!really liking the story.

    4. This story is so damn funny. I love it. Its taking me back to the days when my friends and I use to go out and party and do stupid stuff. Those were the days. Now Alice, girl has got to stop interrupiting Tina and Miss Hottie.Common when are they gonna at least kiss? Can’t wait for more.

    5. Wow! I am new to L word Fan Fiction and believe me your story has been so entertaining especially the alice character. I have been in a laughing spree all night reading it.. Great Job..

    6. thanx 4 the post, i’ve got 2 say this is probably the greatest b-day present ever, i love your story i think is my favorite now, is so funny, and i love alice but i love her more when she’s drunk i think my eyes where watering with all the funny things that happen in the last too chapters. again thanx 4 the post. love rain

    7. Great Chapter Fallen Angel 10. I love the way that Shane, Alice, and Tina are when they are drunk. I laugh my ass off when I read your story. Can’t wait for the next chapter, next week. I hope that the funeral will go well and no more accidents will occur. Take care, Fallen Angel 10.

    8. Ah damn Alice I’m gonna kick your ass to why you interrupt at a right moment. This chapter is so fucking funny, I laughing alot and they are have a great time together, love them. Ok post soon, thanks!

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