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    Cabin Saints: T.G.I.O (Thank Goodness It’s Over)

    “Uhmmmm excuse me hello!?”

    “Oh c’mon Kit fish and chips my not be on your menu but I know for a fact there has been some man to put it on you. Hell, I remember hearing noises coming from your room all hours of the night when I was a kid.”

    Kit smiles reflecting on some of her proudest moments, “Oh, yeah there’s been plenty of those one time I had some so good he had me thinking I lost $40 dollars out my wallet when I knew damn well he stole it.” Both Bette and Tina burst out laughing. “So, from the sound of it I assumed it was you guys making all that noise last night?”

    “I mean Tina was breast feeding———.”

    “Bette!”

    “Okay—–okay, what I’m trying to say is no it wasn’t us.”

    “Good Morning.”

    “Morning Helena, “everyone says greeting her with Dylan dragging closely behind her.

    “Oh, hey Helena glad you’re up this electronic knife isn’t working I think the batteries are dead do you have any extra batteries lying around?”

    “Of course I do that is until last night.”

    “What do you mean until last night is there a battery thief among us, “Tina ask sarcastically.

    “Well, if you must know I used the last of the batteries last night for my vibrator because——–.”

    “So, Kit what you have cooking over there it smells good, “Dylan says walking towards Kit in the kitchen trying to change the subject.

    “Well we know it wasn’t Helena and Dylan making that noise, “Kit says mumbling underneath her breath.

    “Hey you two how long have you been up?”

    “Not long before you and Dylan came down.”

    “Buenos Dias, “Carmen says walking into the kitchen with Max and Shane following behind her.

    Walking straight to the bar Max makes him a drink, “So who wants to own up to making all that noise last night?”

    “Well, I already asked Bette and Tina and well from the sound of things it wasn’t Helena and Dylan either.”

    “Your right about that Kit I mean I’m tired of dry humping the detachable shower head.”

    “Helena!”

    Laughing at Helena, “Well it definitely wasn’t me and Carmen.”

    “Good Morning friends and please don’t’ try and adjust your eyes I was dropped as a baby into a pool of awesomeness, “Jenny says while doing a cart wheel into the kitchen. Like the air they were all breathing she was invisible. “Helena and Dylan did you know you have ghost haunting this place?”

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