Chapter 106

“Shhhh….Dane….you have to be really quiet….SHHHH!”

“Al…I can’t believe we’re doing this. Don’t you think it’s kind of rude?”

“Nah….this is going to be great…you’ll see. Aren’t you just dying to see them in action?”

“Honestly Al….NO….but since I love you …I’ll indulge you and share in your stupidity…THIS TIME! But please don’t ever ask me to do this again….I feel like a criminal. You know there are laws against this.”

“Ok…there’s the bedroom window….come over here….God Dana…don’t be scared…it’s not like we’re going to get sent to prison for watching Bette and Tina have *****.”

“I still can’t believe I’m doing this with you – I feel so dirty…I’m going to need to be dipped in Lysol when this is over….”

“Yeah…whatever…you really do need to get over some of those Puritan ways of yours dear – you need to loosen up a little – have some fun – get involved in occassional felonious activities – it’s good for the soul.”

“You are so full of ***** you stink Alice!”

“Ok – let’s take a look – ***** – the window is a little too high. Hmmmmm. Pull that metal tub that’s over there – over here.” Alice pointed to a metal wash tub that appeared to have once contained flowers – or at least weeds.

Dana pulled it over. Alice climbed on top of it! She whispered. “Perfect view – now get up here and look with me.”

“Oh – alright….Alice …this is wrong….do you even know the definition of privacy….I don’t think you do.” Dana jumped up on the tub. “They aren’t doing anything – they’re just laying there – now this was certainly worth all the time and effort.” Just then the tub collapsed under their collective weight – creating a loud racket.

“OH *****!” Alice couldn’t help but scream as she fell to the ground – Dana landing on top of her.


“Hey T…did you hear that?” It was right outside the window over there – Bette pointed to one of their bedroom windows. “I wonder what the ***** is going on out there.”

“Let’s take a look Babe.” Tina got out of bed and handed Bette her robe. They both put their robes on and walked over to the window. When they looked outside they couldn’t really see anything because it was dark. As luck would have it – Bette’s anal ways and all – there was a flashlight not far form them. Bette grabbed it and turned it on and pointed it out the window. She aimed the stream of light down until it came to rest upon Alice and Dana – now a large lump of flesh laying on the ground.

Bette opened the window. “Ok you ***** hippie – were you looking in our window or something?” Bette worked very hard to stifle a laugh. “I can’t believe the two of you would do such a thing!”

Tina – little mother that she had become couldn’t help herself. “Are you guys ok? My God I hope you aren’t hurt!”

Alice managed to utter. “We’re ok….really….OUCH….*****!”

Dana just moaned as she pulled herself up off of the ground. “***** you Alice….you and your bright ideas. Are you trying to get us killed?”

“You didn’t tell me the ***** thing was rusted out! ***** Dana – you could have said something!”

“I repeat – ***** YOU ALICE! YOU DIDN’T ASK if the ***** thing was rusted out. Had you asked I would have told you!”

“Oh good lord Dana – if you knew I was going to drive across a bridge that was missing all of it’s structural supports – would you tell me – or just let me plunge to my death?”

“Right now – letting you plunge to your death sounds like a great idea.”

“Thanks alot!”

“Alice – I should know better than to go along with you and your stupid schemes! I’m such a ***** idiot!”

“You two need to take your sorry asses back to the poolside and leave us alone so we can get on with things!” Bette couldn’t help but laugh this time. “My God Alice – isn’t it enough that you heard us earlier today – are you really trying to make yourself feel inferior by trying to watch us too??? ***** hippie dumb *****!”

“Bite me yuppie!”

“No thank you hippie!”

“Up yours yuppie!”

“Eat ***** and die hippie! Oh – wait a minute – you already tried dying when you fell….***** you couldn’t even do that right!”

“***** you Porter!”

“Again – NO THANK YOU AL. Been there – done that – not impressed – never again! Now remove yourself from under our window. Please go away!!”

Alice and Dana left as Bette and Tina burst out laughing.

“Alice will do anything to try to get to you Baby! She just doesn’t stop does she?”

“Nope…she doesn’t….Now T…where were we? Hmmmmmm. Come here.” Tina moved in closer to Bette.
Bette wrapped her arms around Tina’s neck. She kissed her softly – parting her lips with her tongue. “That’s much better…so….I was thinking….how about we make love again?”

“Oh – so you want to make love again….and just what do you have in mind Babe?”

“I don’t know – I thought maybe we could just kind of ditch the robes again and then maybe play it by ear! Or more like….by mouth!”

Tina kissed Bette…a kiss that took both of their breaths away. “Ummmm….definitely….ah yeah….let’s play it by mouth….the mouth works well…”

“You think so T? By mouth?”

“Definitely by mouth….with some hand and finger action thrown in for good measure…and let’s not forget the tongue!”

“You know T…I was thinking.”

“Oh no…you were thinking? That would be a good or bad thing Baby?”

“Most definitely a good thing….”

“And so – you were thinking – what Babe?”

“Well – Number 69 has given us so much…four babies….I think it’s time we give something back to Number 69!”

“Sweet – boy – we haven’t done that in a long time!”

“Nope – we sure haven’t – so – what’ll it be T…you want the top or the bottom!?”

“Hmmmmmmmm……definitely the bottom…yeah the bottom….ok?”

“Fine with me – top – bottom – I couldn’t possibly give a rat’s ***** which position I’m in. The end result always seems to be the same!” Bette winked at Tina.

Tina crawled into bed after ditching her robe. Bette stripped off her robe and then tossed it across the room – SO not throwing like a girl!!! Her robe sailed!!!!! She jumped into bed with Tina. She cuddled up next to her. “So….ah…ummmmm….ok…..I need to kiss you 68 times before we celebrate number 69!”

“OOOH ***** Porter…so do I count for you? Or do you keep track?”

“I’ll kiss – you count!”

“You know….if I get too turned on…I might forget how to count Babe!”

“No…” Bette kissed Tina on the lips. “Ok – this is where you start counting T.”

“Ohhhh….God….ah….*****….SORRY…see I lost count already!”

“Ok – change of plans…I’ll try to count as I kiss you….how’s that T?”

“Better….much better.”

“Ok – T – here I go….” Bette began kissing her way down Tina’s body. “I’m GOING DOWN for the count T.”

“Let me know when you reach your destination!”

“Ohhh…gee Tina…I think you’ll know…yes…I really believe you’ll know…..”

TBC