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    1. ~still blushing~ Thanks BT…yah really know how to make a gal blush don’t you? LOL. Thanks soooooooo much for the be-lated wishes and congratulations! But it is to you my dear that I raise my glass (or coconut) to…for you BT…you and your funny shoes. Now come on spill it…what the heck is going on over there? Yah just can’t leave us hanging like that. Well….yah you could…LOL. Keep the hilarity coming, and try not to lose your shoes in the sand again…can’t be throwing coconuts all day just to find them =) Thanks again…I’m off in my canoe now to see if I can help you find your “Giddy” shoes!

    2. Oooh Bette is doing something wild, could this be a first? Haha.

      First time for everything I guess. I love this story, it is the most fun story I have ever read.
      Continue please,love.

    3. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Just what i needed to start my day. I am laughing my hysterical manic laugh. tears rolling down my cheek. God you are funny. Happy dance for you again. Wonderful chapter. more please.

    4. OMG! the superman joke is one of the funniest ever. i’m dying. Ab muscles are working overtime from laughing. Fantastic story bt. i love your writing and Honey you are soooo funny. continue soon i hope.

    5. Is it Christmas? My BT posted twice. I feel like I must be imagining things. Either way, this delirium is too sweet to pass up. I loved this chapter. You have a real knack for writing Alice. I can just see her saying the words you so eloquently weave together. And now I have a bone to pick with you my dear BT. How can you leave us with a cliffy like that?? That’s just so wrong….but why does it feel so good? Can’t wait for the next one. =)

    6. So glad i stopped and read this before i started my day. it has me smiling. and this is unusual in the mornings. hahaha. anyway great chapter and can’t wait for what you will bring us next…..soon please.

    7. YES, my Queen of Funny has return! But What happened? What took you so long to update, huh? Did you tripped? Now, you know there’s no time for that, now you have to pick up your pace! So, forget the “slowly but surely get to the finish line” idea, because after this, you have another race. You know, the “GIDDY”-up race. So, here’s an idea, we’ll cheat, just hop on my moped, and I’ll drive you to the finished line. Because my momma always told me, “girly, life give you two doors, the front door and the back door, and when you lose tracked of times, use the back door, so your father won’t kill you”. So, lets finish this race! :)

      Now, since you did awarded me for longest poster. And if I’m not wrong, shouldn’t I get gifts with the award, also. I mean, even the presenters at the award shows gets gifts, so the winner should get it too, right? So, if you kindly would give me a chapter of “Captivating”, “Giddy”, and “Love’s Calling”, and that’s all for now. I would be very happy.

      Okay, now my comments on chapter 18….. LAUGH-O-METER : 8.106 (this just means, I laughed real hard, but I wasn’t laughing my ass off/ rolling-on-the-floor-holding-on-my-stomach-about-to-pee-on-my-pants. So, until you do that, and I know you can, I give you 8.106 …. and that’s f**king funny by my standards. :) )

      Now, I’m suprise, but sure as hell ain’t complaining, because you posted Chapter 19, so soon. Therefore, I have to kicked you off my moped then, because you know how to do finish the race on your own… you know, post a chapter a day…. you’re getting the drift. Oh, BT, I’m not bossy, I’m just a very impatient woman… :p ….. :)
      Chapter 19…..LAUGH-O-METER : 9 (that means, I laughed so hard that I was slapping my own thigh ) So, freaking funny with the superman jokes (though, I heard a very similar joke before, from the movie HOLLOW MAN, but whatever, the joke is still hilarious) !!

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