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Diary of A Most Definitely Mad Addict
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Wanting to explain myself to Bette and wanting to get an explanation from her, I turned back around on the bench but she was already gone. I looked all around and didnt see her anywhere and had no time to extend the search as the bus pulled up in front of me.
Knowing the pain in my head was getting worse and knowing I needed to get to the hospital, I slowly arose from the bench and and carefully boarded the bus. My shorts were wet from the ice bag and blood both dripping from my forehead, my face was flushed, my hair was a mess and the bus driver gave me the once over as if I were a bag lady.
WHAT? I asked him incredulously as I deposited the correct change into the receptacle.
I didnt bother to wait for an answer. I simply made my way to the back of the bus and found an empty seat near the rear door. Well it was empty until I went to sit down.
(***** BETTE – WHY YOU GOTTA KEEP BOTHERIN ME????)
Now what do you want? I asked as I sat on the aisle seat next to Bette. Hey, do me a favor and donttell me what you want. Ya know why? Let me tell you why.
I glanced across the aisle to look out the window and get my bearings to be ready for my stop when it neared. The ragged old man on the other side of the aisle looked at me as if I were a moron, I look I was quite accustomed to.
Who you talkin to there honey, he asked and I could smell the alcohol and tobacco on his breath. I turned my head to look at Bette forgetting momentarily that only I could see her. (*****, THE OLD MAN IS RIGHT TO LOOK AT ME AS IF I WERE A MORON BECAUSE I AM – TIME TO TURN THE TABLES . . )
What, you cant see her? I asked him as I pointed to Bette. Shes sitting right here. In fact she is waving to you (AND SHE WAS !!).
He shook his head, no doubt seeing through my obvious ploy to make him look like a fool. Hows bout you just giving some of what youve been drinkin hon. I am sure I will see her just fine if you do. By the way, the names Carmen. I always like to introduce myself before giving advice. I think you best be getting down to CouGen with that little cut of yours.
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Lol @ FUCK YEA, BABY, WHOSE YOUR DADDY, GABS, WHOSE YOUR DADDY
Damn beach-daddy, you got A LOT of babes to take care off. Your paternal instinct is really touching!
This was one jam packed Bette Fuckinlicious chapter! “You know anybody named Shane, besides me and that gay girl from that lesbo show?†<--I pee'd! I have to say Beach, that K sure is onto your every move sister. I love it. "OH YEA, BABY CAKES, I KNOW YOU LIKE IT FROM BEHIND, DON’TCHA?? WELL, LET ME GIVE IT TO YA JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT" I'm F'n speechless. Outstanding. CouGen must have some file on you.
Okay, LMAO! That has made me come out of lurking for the past 2 days…………..yes, I’ve been abstent for the last SEVERAL months………….winter, an addiction to The L Word, and my fuckin’ Panic Disorder-with GERD, and where the fuck is my muse…………all I blame for the lack of my presence……………I will read the rest of your pieces that I’ve so missed the last several months………..and as soon as I find my fuckin’ muse again…………I’ll try to finish Funky Town-what do you make of a broken heart-try to start Dana’s version of ‘what do you make of a broken heart’ and also, As Time Goes By……………and this just has to be said…………..I know that one of the writers and/or producers (maybe even that freak EZ Girl) has been reading my stories and comments…………because, please note that she chose to use “Finally” by Ce Ce Peniston for Dana and Alice’s first fuck scene…………yep! yep! Yep!! :D
Okay, I done rambling (damn Beach, you bring the rambler out in me) and giving you 5-more-Stars! :D
God Beach…you have the most perverted brain! And I love reading every word that falls out of your strange and hilarious imagination!
seahurst, how are you so sure that it’s her IMAGINATION?! *snickers*
god, beach, you’re hilarious. :) all this neurosis could turn into the narrative of THE l-word fanaticism syndrome… keep at it and keep us informed of further developments. i love reading this piece of crazy journalism.