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Friends- L word style Chap. 1
The Planet:
“Wait so she did what?” Alice asked as she drank her coffee.
“uh never mind I don’t want to talk about it” Bette said as she sunk back into the couch.
“the married life, good thing I don’t believe in marriage”
“Jenny, I thought you WERE married before?” Bette looked over at her.
“Oh right but that was… spiritual it wasn’t really like Marriage … Marriage” Jenny nodded.
“alrighty” Dana put her feet up on the coffee table. “I need a roommate”
“Well I doubt one is just going to magically appear just for you Dana”
“Really? Because I thought that happens!” Dana rolled her eyes at Alice. Alice smiled and set her coffee down. “Besides you’re not the only one I need a roommate too”
“I would so move in with you guys but it’d be so hard to choose and if I lived with either of you I would probably start to hate you”
Dana and Alice looked at each other and laughed.
“Well thanks Jenny I think…”
Suddenly a Blonde ran into the Planet in a wedding dress.
“Dear lord is it raining brides again?” Dana Laughed.
Alice looked at the distressed bride and jumped up.
“Tina?”
Tina looked over wiping her tears away. “Alice?
“Oh my god Alice?!”
Alice laughed and walked over. “Wow Tina it’s been… well it’s been a while! How are you?… um in a wedding dress? Did you just pull a runaway bride on someone?”
Bette looked at Tina then quickly looked away. She had had the hugest crush on Tina.
Tina nodded “I uh yeah I just left him I mean… ugh you know I thought I was happy with Henry but then I thought what am I doing? Am I really marrying this guy? This… guy this BORING guy?” she shook her head. “I couldn’t I mean… I was feeling more attracted to his best mans sister then remotely attracted to him” she nodded and took off her veil. “no more men, that’s it”
Bette smiled.
“Right on sista praise to… the gayness!” Jenny Sang.
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funny, the l word of friend.post more.
Oh God I was rolling over the lemonade bit. LMAO! I only saw one episode of Friends and all I remember was 2 people having sex in a museum (I think) and Phoebe singing something about a cow in the meadow going “moo.” Bette in bed with a guy is just all kinds of wrong.
I like this! Please continue with it.
I really like this!!
lol i’m luvin it, hope you post soon!!
This was fabulous!! Your timing was perfect…dialogue FUNNY and smart! Can’t wait for the next chapter! Thanks!
THIS WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!cant wait for the next
let me know if i guessed right alice-monica bette-ross tina-rachel jenny-phobee dana-chandler shane- joey this is hysterical i hope you post again soon.
lmao you DID NOT just do this! :rolls on floor: your too much Lex and hey hey i had nothing to do with this! this was all you! you’re a fantastic writer silly!
OH and why do i feel like that elephant song was soo directed at me! NO MORE PEANUTS! damn it! lol :* x0x
YAAAAY.. I L.O.V.E.D I.T.. Gimmie some more..
very nice… pls post soon….(‘ ‘,)
kinda weird but not bad?
Let’s hook up Candane with Henry! LOL… I like it, it’s funny.. more please :)
Bette and a guy in the same bed is… a highly disturbing image. Really glad Candace is the one going for the guy this time!