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iPoD Chapter 2
I didnt mention that they found a Milky Way wrapper at the scene too?
Danas mouth opened in shock. Shes taunting us!
But isnt this good news? Tonya asked, I mean we know Philadelphia has the Philadelphia Art Museum, dont we know where she is going to strike now?
The Director and Dana just laughed. Ah, Milky isnt quite that easy to track down. You think you know where she is and which way she is going to go, but Alice Milky Pieszecki goes both ways. You can never assume which direction shell head into next. Dana explained.
Thats right. Thats why we havent been able to get her yet. But if there is anyone who can track her and get her to go one way, its Fairbanks.
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So Schecter pulled it off. Impressive Boss.
She does do good work, Shane. The clown face was a little disturbing though. Alice said making a squeamish face.
Yeah, but it was a brilliant stroke having her leave the wrapper. Now they think were going to hit the Philly museum next. But were really hitting the Boston Museum of Fine Arts.
Alice gave a proud smirk, Yeah well, was there ever a doubt? But lets not get to cocky yet. I heard through our friend that the CIA put Fairbanks on our case.
That cant be good. I hear shes the best.
Not as good as me! But we still cant underestimate her. She is their top agent. She apparently shes the type to pretend to be a little slow on the uptake, just to let those around her let their guard down. Then she shows her true colors. So we need to plan on her knowing our next move.
Are you thinking what Im thinking Boss?
We are going to need a diversion in Boston!!
So what kind of diversion? Shane asked her boss.
Im not sure yet. But I think that we need to use the ***** factor to our advantage.
They ***** factor? Shane looked confused. What ***** factor?
Fairbanks, shes a hot lezzie. We can use that. We just need to figure that out how.
Shane practically drooled at the statement, No way! Shes *****?
Dont you have gaydar, Shane?
Shane looked perplexed, Gaydar?
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(13 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5)
haha, love this girls, well Lara for the first time I totally agree with you, “you go get yourself some Milky Dana!!
LET IT BE TINA LET IT BE TINA!!!
oh it has to be bette, i mean who else can it be?
Miss Bette Porter??
Or maybe Kit?? Fucking awesome I laughing so hard at shane I spit out my smirnoff green apple, the dogs are looking at me funny, and now my nose burns. Where are the Warinings labels posted at??
“You go get yourself some Milky, honey!!!†LMAO Best line ever! No one can resist the Milkies…mwahahaha!
It’s brilliant. How can the line “Don’t you have gaydar Shane?” be so funny? And the Soup Chef telling Dana to ‘Go get yourself some Milky’ – prescient I hope!
Fablous… :-D
“You go get yourself some Milky, honey!!!” :DD
iPoD is so genius and so twisted! Now I can’t stop laughing.. keep on going! Please, more! Soon!
slow on the uptake am I,hahahahaha maybe that is why i am still laughing from last night ;-)))))
I love it and can’t wait to see what happens next so please post soon
i think the mentor is bet. This is so fucking hilarious. I love it. It gets me away from all the dramatic stories i’ve been reading. Keep it up.