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    Le Bandwagon 06.08

     

                “’ello…”  The sexy voice answered and Helena smiled.

     

                “Hello, yourself stranger.”

     

                “HELENA!  Hey, what are you doing?  I was just thinking about you.”

     

                “Were you now?”

     

                “I was sitting here on the beach, watching the surf, thinking we haven’t chatted in months.  I should be in LA in a few days.” 

     

                Helena smiled.

     

                “Mother did something,” Helena began.

     

                “Always does.  I heard about the Porter connection.  No worries.  50 percent is enough for us to do what we need to.”  

     

                “True.”

     

                “Hey, I’ve never let you down before, have I?”

     

                “No, you haven’t.  I’ll see you in a few weeks then.  I miss you.”

     

                “As do I.”  Helena hung up the phone on the mysterious person and smiled.  Oh, things were far from over.

     

    ~*~*~*~*~*

     

                Now I know you guys think Helena is a villain, but she really isn’t.  She’s so totally misunderstood.  With a mom like that, who the fuck needs enemies?          

     

                So in closing…..

     

                Man, when it rains it pours huh?  Insanity is like… common in my life…  You think this is a lot, wait!  Oh, it’s certainly not over, not by a long long long shot in the dark dark night.  Ok, I’m repeating myself, am I repeating myself?  I am.

     

                I’m nervous, see…  Things get kinna, different from here on out…  Things happen fast, hard, furiously chaotic…. 

     

                So I’m heading out, I have a date… yes, I do date, much to Bette’s chagrin, it’s the Christmas Ball, and I have to get all dressed up and all the Family is going to be here… 

     

               

                To take pictures and fawn over me…

     

     

                YUCK!  But its gotta be done….

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

                OH yeah, I wanna be a Grim Reaper, do you know how cool that would be?  All the different forms of death there are?  I’m getting morbid, or am I getting Jaded?

     

                Angel Jade, broadcasting from La Casa Porter…..  Back in the closet…. 

     

                Because the roof was to dangerous….

     

     

     

    Comments

    1. well if helena isn’t a viper or dragon then she is the most misunderstood big kid ever!! she planning on something that will only get herself into more trouble… jenny needs some major help here! alice/dana/lara 3 way? OMG this is gonna back fire on alice. shane is right don’t do it! SAHM= bette while tina goes back to work.. maybe bette cna work part time. tina working will be good for them as long as tina doesn’t all high and mighty… love angie’s narration and comments!! :)

    2. Damn woman! You have my emotions all over the place here. OMG, the whole Tina in tights with a cape and the letter “L” on her chest in the planet was TOO MUCH!!! ROFLMAOOOOOO!!!!!!! You done good girl. I just wish you had time to write more. I read this earlier today, and told Ness to remind me to come in and comment. As for Guitar Hero III….* shaking head * I think you may get a run for your money with that one. Her fingers move extremely fast. * wink * As for the bet you lost, YAY!!!!! a B&T chappy from you! WOO HOO! Talk to ya later.

    3. HEYA JR!!! Well I thought I would shock the life out of you and leave you a comment. HEHEEHEE Ok, so I went and played Guitar Hero for a while earlier. My hands hurt a little, but I am sure I will get used to it. Mine came with rules too… No use if I have homework, so I have to make sure I have everything done first before I play. LOL As for the bet, I will sit and wait patiently for that. Now…. I am loving this story. I am so glad that Tina is thinking of looking after Bette and Angie. It’s a nice change from the typical Tina being home storyline. Oh, and I love that Peggy gave half of the company to B&T. LOL

    4. Got sun burned yesterday and today. Almost got the new roof on. This is something new. The fire rate is the highest they make. Thanks goodness the house is old and real carpenter build it in 46 so the old thing was in square. Peggy gets to me sometime and so does Helena, She could do a lot ,trouble in Bette and Tinas life if she is after Tina. Alice has gone crazy, a threesome. I know you can play he&& with the people in your stories. Expect the unexpected from you. thanks for my Sunday fix bvh

    5. Well Jaded, you’re anything but jaded if you ask me! Anyone who could see the good side of Helena in S2 is not jaded. Anyone with a sense of humour like you have is not jaded (I now see Tina looking like Wonder Woman)! LMAO.

    6. Spring cleaning yesterday and I did not get on. Alice plan might backfire on her. Don’t do it Dana may fall for lara again. Bette as a say at home I love the ideaa. Mark needs to call Marina up and tell her About Jenny. Angie was a laugh about the Soprano’s bit. Good job

    7. Read the whole thing just now. Angel’s voice is great, playful and endearing. I don’t care what she says, I still think this Helena is kind of evil. Interested to see what’s become of the doctor and what the back story of her running away is, love Bette as the stay at home mom, it’s cute. The Dana/Al/Lara thing is gonna go badly, but Lara seems less than thrilled to get into it, doesn’t she? Why can’t best friends (Al/Dana) actually talk to each other? Drives me nuts. That’s the way the characters are written, though, isn’t it? Well done. Thanks.

    8. Ah JR, great chapter as usual. I read this chapter yesterday, but couldn’t get the comment box to pop up. See how good I am now at following the rules. I came back today to tell you how much I enjoyed this chapter! Ok, give us a little more Sabrina. I’m trying to figure out what she is up to.Oh yea, I almost forgot….HI!!! from a longtime and loyal fan.

    9. Hello tJR… so yeah I realized I forgot to make comment and well Rulez are rulez… so here I am… I love all the allusions to different comic titles throughout this chapter… or maybe I’m reading to far into it but its been fun… and Tina taking care of Bette is interesting and can lead to some really cool designs in the fabric of their relationship… MOB… Threeways… disenherited sisters… long lost sisters… secret partner for Helena… what else can we expect… well from your crazy brilliant mind… nothing is impossible… Hugs, JC

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