Oh my God Tee, I am so proud of you. This whole experience has been unbelievable, Bette said proudly.

No Im proud of you. You pushed me when I didnt want to go on. You are the reason we even finished the race. This whole thing still hasnt sunk in yet. We just ran the Iditarod and we lived to talk about it. Do you know what kind of an accomplishment that is?
Yeah I realize it and Im just glad I got to experience it with you. Thank you for doing this with me.

Tina walked over to Bette. I really have to thank you. I know this isnt quite your element, but you took a chance coming out here and you braved the weather, the cold, the dogs, and the food. It was more of a stretch for you than me. I love the adventure. Im just blown away by you more everyday, Tina said grabbing both sides of Bettes face. They both stood there staring at each other understanding the gravity of the moment and of the accomplishment.

Well are you just going to stand there holding my face or are you going to kiss me? Bette asked seductively.
It would be my pleasure to kiss you, Ms. Porter, Tina said smiling.

Bette leaned into the kiss and parted Tinas lips slowly. Instantly the temperature in the room shot up for both of them. Before they realized it, they were both panting from the passion of the kiss and from each others touch on their bare skin. Just as Bette laid Tina down on the bed there was a pounding on the door. Tina tried to roll out from under Bette but she wouldnt let her go.

Dont answer that. They will come back in a few minutes if its important, Bette pleaded. She didnt have to twist Tinas arm at all. As soon as they returned to undressing each other there was another knock.

Dammit, we know youre in there. Open the damn door, Alice yelled.

*****, Tina said. What time is it? Bette looked at the alarm clock on the side dresser. Its 7:00, Bette said rolling off of Tina.

We did promise them so we might as well answer the door, Tina said reaching for her shirt.

Ill keep banging on this door all night long if you dont answer it, Alice said.

Wait a damn minute, Bette yelled back trying to straighten out her clothes. She looked at Tina and saw that she was dressed so she went to answer the door. When she opened the door, both Dana and Alice had cheesy grins on their faces. Bette gave a half smile back and opened the door completely so they could come all the way in.

Did we interrupt something? Alice asked sarcastically.

No you didnt, Bette said trying to stop Alice before she got started.

Please Bette, stop trying to be so ***** uppity. I smell the ***** in this room. I swear you two are both *****, Alice said taking a seat in the reclining chair across the room. Dana just smiled at Alices comments. She had to think back to an hour ago when her and Alice were ***** each others brains out. Were the *****, she thought to herself.

Whatever Alice, Tina said.

So are we still going to go out and celebrate or do you two want to be alone? Dana asked.

We want to be alone, Bette answered quickly.

No babe, we are going to go out, Tina interjected. We never know when well be back in Alaska again and I want to celebrate our finish of the race.

Yeah stop being a party pooper Bette. We all wanna get plastered and youre trying to get laid, Alice joked.

Shut up Alice, Bette responded coldly. Tina decided to let Bette know that they still had the rest of the night to be with each other. She walked over to Bette and whispered in her ear.

When we get back, Im going to lay you down and make love to you all night. Im going to taste you, lick you, and suck you, and anything else I can think of, Tina said in a ***** soft voice.

Bettes eyes grew to the size of golf balls just as the heat began to grow between her legs.

Well I guess we need to get out of here, so we can get back as soon as possible, Bette said looking for her coat.

Babe give me a second to put on another shirt and well go, Tina said.

And you need to do something with your hair too, Alice said to Bette antagonistically. You got that just fucked look thing going on.

Bette just smiled at Alice instead of cussing at her. If you would have gotten here 5 minutes later you just dont know how accurate that would be.

They all just laughed at Bettes admission. About 15 minutes later they all headed out of the lodge.

So where are we going? Tina asked.

Well, we talked with one of the locals and they said we could go to Fantasies on 5th Ave if we wanted to have a good time, Dana said.

Now that sounds really interesting. Im a little skeptical about a nightclub called Fantasies on 5th Avenue. I dont know about this you guys, Bette asked.

Come on Bette. We just want to have a good time and celebrate. Dana replied.

Okay, Okay, Bette said reluctantly following the group.

When they pulled up outside of the club it looked empty. There were a few cars in the parking lot, and no one was standing in line.

Well what do you guys think? Do you want to go in or not? Tina asked.

I want to go in. Even if its only just us in there, I plan on having a good time, Alice said grabbing the door handle. They all exited the car and entered the club. When they opened the door they just saw another door. To the right was a booth and a man was sitting there reading a newspaper, not noticing that they were there. Alice tapped on the glass. Hey buddy, are you guys open.

The man looked at all of them with surprise. Yeah were open but are you sure you have the right place? he asked.

Uhhyeah. Were standing here arent we, Alice shot back.

Okay, I was just asking. You must be from out of town.

Yeah, were from Los Angeles, Tina jumped in. Is something wrong with us being here? she asked.

Oh no, Im just shocked to see four beautiful women coming in here.

Well thank you, Dana said pushing her hair behind her ears.

Thanks for the compliments and all but Im ready to party. How much does it cost to get in this joint? Alice asked impatiently.

Thatll be 10 bucks per person, he replied. Bette and Alice both dug into their purses and pulled out $20. Alice took the money from Bette and put the two 20s through the hole in the glass.

Thanks ladies. Have a good time, he said smiling at them.

We plan on it, Alice said.

When Dana opened the door they were shocked at the crowd. There were more people in there than it looked on the outside.

Wow its packed in here, Tina said trying to speak over the music.

Yeah it is, do you see an open table? Bette asked. They all stopped and scanned the room looking for a place to sit. I see one over there, Dana said pointing to an empty table by the stage. They all made their way over and removed their coats and sat down.

Now this is my type of music, Alice said moving in her chair.

I hate techno music, Bette said.

Who gives a ***** what you like Bette, Alice responded. Its time to order some drinks, do you see a waiter? Alice said looking across the room.

Nope, but the bar is over there. They might not have waiters in Alaskan clubs, Tina added.

What do you guys want? Ill go order it, Alice said.

Ill take a margarita, Tina said. Me too, Dana added. Get me a strawberry daiquiri, said Bette.

My God ladies. You can get those girlie drinks. Im going to get a bottle of tequila and 4 shot glasses. I plan on getting plastered, Alice said standing up to make her way over to the bar. All of them smiled at her but didnt try to talk her out of it. When Alice walked away, Bette continued to scan the room. She noticed something pretty odd about the crowd.

Tee, do you notice that there arent many women in here. I mean Im not looking for any, but I only see 2 others besides us and its packed in here.

You know now that you bring it up, I do notice it. That is a bit odd aint it.

Yeah it is and most clubs dont have a stage with a shiny pole in the middle of it, Bette added. Dana was sitting there just looking around and noticed it on her own.

Uhh do yall see that there are no women in here? Dana asked. Yeah we were just talking about that, Tina responded. Just then Alice came back to the table.

They are going to bring the drinks over here in a minute, Alice told them.

Alice there are nothing but two women in here. Have you noticed that? Tina asked.
No I didnt notice it but when I was coming back over here I heard a lot of cat calls. One jerk even tried to feel my butt, Alice said irritated. It was disgusting.

Right then the waiter came over with their drinks. Will you be needing anything else?

Nope that will be it, thanks, Alice said to the waiter. She took the bottle of tequila and poured shots in each glass.

Okay ladies, I want to make a toast to us. To us finishing the Iditarod and to our friendship. Im so luck to have done this with you guys. I love you all, Alice said holding up her glass.

Aww, isnt that sweet, Dana said. We love you to Al. Cheers to us all. They all toasted their glasses and drank the tequila in one swallow. They all squinted as they bit the lime they had in their other hand.

Whooo, thats what Im talking about, Alice screamed out. Good grief thats strong, Tina said wiping the side of her mouth. Just as Alice went to pour another round, the lights went down. A spotlight focused on the center of the stage. All the men in the club started hooting and whistling waiting for the entrance of the entertainment.

What the.., Bette said when she looked at the stage. The woman entered from the left side of the stage. She was wearing a skin tight black suit with a mask just covering her eyes. She had a long whip that she was cracking at her side as she walked towards the front of the stage. She scanned the crowd and hissed at them.

Is she supposed to be catwoman or something? Dana asked.
Yeah I think so, Tina said not taking her eyes off the stage. The music kicked in and the men continued to howl as she started to seductively walk around the stage. She slowly scanned the crowd and she made her way towards the pole. She put her back against it and slid down slowly while cracking the whip in front of her between her legs. Bette, Dana, Alice, and Tina were just standing there stunned at the sight of a woman stripper. They had never done this before. The woman quickly jerked the whip back over her head and it wrapped all the way around the pole with one snap.

Shes good, Alice blurted out. Dana looked at Alice then back to the stage. The stripper stood all the way up and unhurriedly began to unzip the front of her suit. Each one of the girls didnt want to admit it, but the woman on stage was hot. The tight cat suit formed around her curvaceous body and all of them noticed the ample portions of breast and ***** that she possessed. When she stepped out of the suit, all the men erupted in to animalistic wails of approval.

Whoo hoo, take it off, Alice said instantly covering her mouth right after she said it. Dana still didnt say anything. She would have said it herself if Alice wasnt standing there. The stripper noticed Alice and made her way to the edge of the stage right where she was. She looked down at Alice and motioned with her index finger for Alice to come up to her. Alice pointed at herself then looked around with the who me look. The stripper shook her head yes. Alice smiled but shook her head no. The woman went back to the pole and grabbed her whip and turned back to Alice. She snapped the whip to her side and motioned with her finger again for Alice to come over there. Alices eyes grew as big as quarters. So did the rest of the group. Even though Alice thought Dana would be jealous, she was surprised to feel her push her towards the stage. Tina and Bette were standing there in shock just watching the whole thing.

Go ahead, Dana said to Alice. Are you sure, Alice said.
Yeah, I think its *****, Dana responded. Alice smiled and turned back to the stripper. She grabbed a couple of dollars from the change she got from the waiter and got closer to the stage. The woman snapped the whip and Alice stopped immediately in her tracks. The stripper took her stiletto shoe and sat it on top of Alices shoulder. Alice looked back at her table and gave a half smile. They smiled back and Dana gave her a thumbs up. Alice turned back and slipped a dollar bill in the womans garter on the inside of her thigh. Before Alice could move her hand, the woman grabbed it. She took Alices hand and rubbed it up and down her thigh. The men in the crowd exploded in applause. Alice was enjoying the soft but tight skin she was rubbing on. The stripper brought Alices hand right up to her womanhood, but she didnt place it there. Alice could feel the heat coming through the womans thong. The next thing she knew the woman had grabbed the back of her head and forced it into her middle. It happened so fast Alice didnt have time to react. The woman threw her head back as if Alice was giving her oral pleasure. Again the men burst in a roar of approval. Alice was trying to pull her head back but the woman wouldnt let her go. Tina, Bette, and Dana were standing there with their jaws hanging to the floor. They couldnt believe this was happening. But before it went too far Bette saw one of the other two women in the room making her way to the stage. She grabbed Alice by the waist and pulled her back. Alice was just happy to be breathing actual air and not the musk of the womans *****.

What the *****, lady? Get your hands off me, Alice yelled. The woman began screaming at the stripper.

What are you doing Sasha? You trying to make me jealous? she asked angrily. The stripper said nothing and turned the other way and went to the other side of the stage. The girl then turned her attention towards Alice. Alice realized that the situation was about to get a bit ugly. This woman defined the butch look for ***** women and she looked mad. Alice backed up to the table and the girl followed her.

Ohh *****, Alice yelled. Just then the girl tried to grab at Alice but Bette tripped her. As the girl tried to scramble back to her feet, the girls grabbed their purses and started to run towards the door. Bette had Tina by her hand and Dana had Alice. Dana looked back and the girl was still chasing them. When they got to the door Bette opened it so hard it sounded like it could have flew off the hinges. They all ran out into the street and the cold air of the Alaska night could have frozen them stiff if they didnt have the butch chasing them.

Hit the remote button to unlock the car Tina, Bette screamed.

Tina hit it and they split so they each could get in. Just when they got in the car the girl rounded the corner. She pulled on the handle to Alices door but it was locked.

Get out of the car *****. Im going to ***** you up. Alice decided since she was partly safe she could talk a little *****. Oh shut the ***** up *****. Bite me! Ohh no, thats what I just did to your girl. The woman scowled and tried vigorously to open the door again.

Tina pull off, Bette screamed. Tina threw the car in reverse and the girl jumped back a little bit.
And dont you ever come back, she yelled as she slammed her hands on the trunk of the car. Tina squealed out of the parking lot, leaving tire marks on the pavement.

They rode in silence as Tina drove swiftly back to their lodge. When she pulled up she just turned the car off but nobody got out. They were all in disbelief of what just happened. After about a minute, Tina started giggling. Next thing you know Dana started giggling too. Bette joined in and the car broke out into side busting laughter. They were all laughing so hard they were crying. Everybody except for Alice.

Trying to speak through her laughter Bette said, She was going to rip you apart if she got to you. Tina and Dana laughed harder.

Oh so yall think this is funny huh? Alice asked not seeing the humor of the situation.
Yes we do, Tina said wiping the tears from her face.

That was absolutely classic and one for the books. I wish Shane was here to see this, Dana said still chuckling.

Ill make sure I fill her in, Bette said still trying to compose herself. We go out to celebrate and Alice goes muff diving with a stripper and gets chased by a jealous girlfriend. We couldnt have scripted it any better.

After a few more chuckles they all decided to go to their rooms. Now that their adrenaline wasnt pumping as much they began to feel the cold and since they left without grabbing their coats, the air was beginning to bite.

Im taking my woman to our room and were going to get warm, Bette said. You two ladies have a good night, she said getting out of the car. Alice got out and was still looking around making sure the woman hadnt followed them there.

I think youre safe now, Tina said laughing at Alice. ***** you Tina, Alice snapped back.

No, you can leave that to me, Bette added. She winked at Tina and they made their way up to their room.

Dana looked at Alice, Well I guess we have to find another way to celebrate. You got any suggestions.

Uhhyeah. Did you happen to pack a cat suit? Alice joked. Dana looked down, No, but I always have my birthday suit with me.

*****. Well I guess thatll have to do, Alice responded sarcastically. Dana took her hand and they went to celebrate in their own way too.