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    Plan B; pt. 00

    Story written on December 10, 2005 by pseud.
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    Story Shortlink: https://www.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=58206
    Author Notes:

    You’ll never guess who’s home!

    I walked into the house. The first thing I found was Jess sitting at the table.

    Her eyes lit up. Always glad to see this little one, she’s so special to me. She ran over to me and jumped up into a big hug.

    “Where’s your mom?” I asked.

    She nodded towards the bedroom.

    I set Jess down and knocked once before opening the door and entering. It is, after all, my room, too.

    But what do I find except that some other woman is sitting on the floor in front of my woman. “What’s going on here?”

    Maybe it was the fact that I did my musing out loud, or perhaps it was just the door opening, but I had the attention of the two women in the room.

    Not that I was worried, of course. My woman turned to me and smiled, and I knew all was right in the world.

    “You’re home.”

    I wrapped her up in a big hug, and laid a kiss on her than must have curled her toes, the way she was glomming on to me.  I guess we were going at it pretty good. I sort of lost track of that other woman.

    “What in the ***** are you doing?”

    I got the feeling that other woman was trying to break up my connubial bliss.

    Which was fine, since I was in a liplock with the little lady.

    But then the other woman was right next to me, shouting in my ear. Despite the fact that I work in a bar, I’ve got some pretty sensitive hearing. As much as it pained me, I had to stop concentrating on the important business, kissing and such, and deal with the gnat.

    “I’m kissing my wife, which is none of your concern, quite frankly.”

    “Kissing your-”

    Did the woman not understand simple English?

    Oh well, more important matters remained. “What’s up, baby?”

    “I’ve missed you,” she replied, giving me a huge hug.

    “Tina.”

    Again, that screech in my ear. “You’re still here?”

    “I’m still here, and I’m staying until Tina says that she’ll be mine.”

    This woman was kind of tall, but scrawny. No threat. And the way Tina was clinging to me, I knew I had nothing to fear. “Look, whatever your name is, I know Tina’s a pretty gal, but she’s spoken for.”

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    2. That was pretty funny. Had me at first, but then I was like this is sooooooo not happening. LMAO. You’re a great writer. Looking forward to more.

    5. What the? I thought Red wasn’t part of your story but What is Love…she was invited to their wedding; Red is too respectful of Bette and Tina to do “time share” with Tina and Michelle. But very amusing….but, please continue with YOUR real story. I wish for you, as a wonderful Christmas, all the bons bons that can fit in your freezer. Thanks.

    7. LMAO ok i had to comment..for a minute i thought i was getting my stories mixed up when “momma Red” was mentioned..lol good one pseud..good one!!!!

    9. LOL! I commented after Techie and CROO on the chapter you referenced as having been the inspiration for this one, so I did know where you were going. Too funny…

    12. That was FUNNY? You had me gulled right up to my virtual balls, I might as well call myself “gullible.” Ha-ha! I was Porter-like with my “huh?”, “what? what?” and other incoherent, monosyllabic grunts of disbelief. I was so stumped I might as well be parking on a blue spot. You SO got me big time. C’mon, Pseud, Tina and Red? Such an unlikely combination, er, like black and blue. Haha. YOU SO GOT ME. And I love you for it. Cheers!

    13. P!!!! looky at that wicked naughty humor you have, I’m still laughing at BUTT!!! to funny it’s just like me calling Tina tuna which then turns into chunk chuck. And wow can I say it feels good to have you do a spin off on a comment of mine.

    16. my first comments was like: were you drunk when you wrote it? LOL, can’t even imagine Bette trying to figure it all out…now bring on the real story

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