Alice pulled a band-aid from her bag and began to wrap it around Bette’s finger, when she was finished she lightly kissed it "Okay so where is the bathroom?"

"Down the hall, to the lef..right" pushing herself off the floor and walking towards the closet in the hallway

"How about i just find it." Alice chided

"Whatever." shoving a towel in the writers chest.

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Alice threw her hands down on the table"Okay guys, so that was how Bette and I met, shortly after i took a shower Bette decided she couldn’t hold her liquor anymore and i spent the night holding her hair back and throwing up with her. Very romantic I know"

Shane, Dana, Tina, Carmen, Max, Kit, and Angus all sat there silent, dumbfounded at the thought of Bette going to jail.

Shane was the first to break the silence "Well then….wow!" dropping her legs from the couch and sitting up

Tina looked apologetic at Alice "Exactly, I cant believe it…I mean i could expect Alice going to jail, but" looking over at Bette "You have NEVER told me that."

"Some things are better kept in the closet and this," motioning between herself and Alice "Is one of them. Besides, it wasn’t even that good."

Alice punched Bette in the arm "Well if i remember correctly i was the one who cut it off with you at 1 month because you NEVER wanted to put out."

"That’s because you were crazy. We probably wouldn’t be friends though if it weren’t for you and your stalking" Bette retorted

Tina took a sip of her tea "That sounds about right." earning a stern elbow in the ribs

"Dana you really have a wild one on your hands. I don’t know how you handle her." Carmen spoke squeezing Shane

Dana sat back in her chair "Well it didn’t take much to tame her, after a black eye i didn’t have anymore problems because I’d already told her once."

Everyone’s jaw dropped at the little joke Dana had just made while Alice tried to stare through her

"So that’s that. Can we be dismissed now, please!" pleaded Alice with everyone looking at Bette for some assistance

"Sure, i don’t think i can take anymore surprises, besides i need to let this settle in before i think of any questions to ask." Shane answered pulling Carmen up from the table with her.

Tina followed suit with Bette in hand "Good idea. Let this sink in, and then the questions will come."

Everyone gave their hugs and said their goodbyes and left Alice and Dana sitting alone.

"Are you mad at me?" the writer asked concerned as Dana sat over her drink and stirred it.

"Not at all, but i was thinking. How about you take me home and pull my hair." sending Alice the signature Dana grin and winking at her.

"Only if i can drive."

"Oh hell no, not after what you just told all of us. I do NOT want to be the famous lezzy tennis player that ended up in jail with her crazed lover." putting Alice into a headlock and messing her hair up. "Besides i don’t think they would put us in the same cell together, and i just couldn’t take that." releasing Alice and pulling her into a smoldering kiss "I love you no matter what you have done."

"Well thank god!" kissing Dana and walking out of the planet.