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Scavenger Hunt – The L World Gone Mad 9 ~JadedRogue~
“I’m going to KILL Alice!” Bette growled, and Jenny sauntered up to them, holding the video, and she looked at the list and Bette snatched it from Tina. She was aghast at the thought of doing something like that, in public, had Alice gone mad?
Jenny turned the video over in her hand, reading the back for the 3rd time, zoning out Bette, because, face it, Bette was a ranting lunatic at times.
“USED? As in shoved up… Oh yes, death to Alice in a slow very methodical way.” Bette said with a deep growl and Tina tried to keep a straight face, she took Bette‘s hand. She glanced around the almost deserted store, a smile on her pretty face. Alice was too funny, she had to love her.
“Babe, come on let’s got to the back and have a little bit of fun, Jenny can you take care of the rest of the items?” Tina asked in a sexy voice and Bette threw the dildo down, and said in a determined voice.
“NO! That’s it, I’m calling this off, and this is just ludicrous. We are adults; we do not have to go along with this childish game. How can she ask us to.. Too, to fuck in a store?” A dark-haired woman was passing by and she gave them a sexy look, and as she walked away Jenny began to follow, muttering.
“Raven, raven, found my way….” Tina and Bette both watched Jenny walk away, blinking and quizzical looks plastered on their faces.
“She’s weird.”
“Weird doesn’t cover it, come on!” Tina said picking up the discarded dildo, yanking Bette toward the back of the store, the list fluttering to the floor as Tina grabbed Bette into a passionate embrace, and all her will broke. Tina slammed her against one of the walls, a barrage of dildos and vibrators came raining down on them, Tina‘s tongue darting into her wife’s mouth. She was going too win this one way or the other, and Bette was going to have to stop being such a tight ass.
“Teeee….” Bette sighed, reaching down and cupping Tina‘s ass, Tina grabbed Bette‘s breast, squeezing them and making Bette gasp in lust.
“They are the best tits in LA babe…” Tina said sexily, and shoved Bette into the storage room.
*****
“Fine print? What fine… Alice? Alice?” Kit asked as she hung up her cell phone and watched as Shane was walking into the store; Kit leaned out and yelled for her to come back. Shane turned and walked back, still at the slow, I could care less pace.
“Alice said something about fine print?” Shane turned the page over, and her face dropped. Then Shane started to read, and she was biting her lip. This was getting kinky, go Alice.
“Butt plug must be returned in a baggie, used and abused… Oh fuck, that is…” Shane began and both Dana and Kit said in unison.
“GROSS!”
“Hot…” Shane finished, and she watched as a sexy blonde walked into the store, turning and walking backwards to keep an eye on Shane. Shane licked her luscious lips, her eyebrows arched up as she turned and gave them each a smile.
“I’ll be back….” Shane said, smiling wickedly and tossing the list back to Dana. “Go find the video, the Janine and Vince thing should be over at the Triple X R Us.” Shane jogged to catch up to the sexy blonde, and followed her into the store.
*****
“TEEEEEEEEEEEE” Bette groaned as Tina slid the dildo out of her for the last time, shudders of ecstasy were still rippling through her body. They were in the stock room of the store, having paid off one of the workers for 15 minutes of alone time in the back. Bette shuddered as Tina drenched hand moved away from her, and Tina grinned from ear to ear, Bette‘s shirt wide open, a perfect view of her tits. Hmm.
“Bette, don’t move.” Tina said, reaching down into her back pocket for the small digital camera that Alice has slipped her, Bette was laying back with her eyes closed. Tina snapped a few quick pictures and stuffed it back into the pocket. Leave it to Alice to have somehow orchestrated this whole thing.
“You are so sexy…” Tina said, and Bette sat up quickly, realizing what time it was.
“We have to go, we cannot lose, come on. I am not fucking in front of my sister, play fuck or real fuck, let’s go!” Bette stammered, as they rushed out from the store, Bette‘s shirt flapping as she pulled Tina along with her, Bette forgetting to button it. Tina smiling impishly as they jogged to the Saab, she was holding the dripping dildo in one hand as Bette tugged her along with the other.
“Where is Jenny?” Tina asked as they got into the car, Tina slipping the dildo into one of the other plastic bags from the back seat. She had forgotten about the little princess, she shrugged.
“Oh fuck, fly away Raven, fly!” Bette yelled, slamming her hand on the steering wheel.
*****
“Have you ever seen this one?” Dana asked, and she handed Kit a video called, Foxy Blown . Kit shook her head, and then handed one to Dana.
“You seen this one?” It was House of 1000 Sluts. Dana shook her head and they went off to find the video on the list. Kit stopped cold in the row of ‘reality’ sex videos, she picked up a video, and bit her lip. It was called, Day With Dana . Kit yanked on Dana‘s collar and she almost fell onto Kit, who was red in the face and stammering.
“Dana, darling did you and Tonya every video tape your, excuse the bluntness, sex-capades?” Dana‘s eyes grew wide as she saw the cover of the DVD; she yanked it from Kit‘s hands and began to yell at the top of her lungs.
“That god damn, mother fucking bitch whore cat killer!” She dropped the DVD and ran out of the store, and Kit was hot on her heels.
*****
Bette was buttoning her shirt as she and Tina were walking around the parking lot, Bette was saying in a soft voice that betrayed her anger.
“Here little raven, raven come to mommy so that she can shove your fucking skinny white ass back into my very expensive back seat and go home, come here little raven. So I can kicked your ass, where are you?” Bette growled and Tina was at another line of cars, jumping up and down to get Bette‘s attention as she waved her hands over her head. Bette saw the car she was standing next too, the car was moving back and forth.
“She’s here! She’s fucking the shit out of a chick in the back seat!” Tina was yelling and Bette growled, she was going to kill the Raven.
*****
Alice and Lenore sat in the Porter/Kennard back yard, smoking a very good joint. Alice was still dressed in her sexy outfit, feeling very in powered in the ensemble.
“Honey, I do want my outfit back.” Lenore told her daughter, and Alice handed her back the joint, making a face.
“Yes mother. I know, it is taking them a long time to get back, isn’t it?” Alice said to her mother, and her mother giggled.
“Honey, you did instruct them to use various objects.”
“I didn’t tell them to use them repeatedly! Oh, now that’s an idea for the next hunt!”
*****
“You didn’t just ask me to put this where I think you did?” The blonde asked Shane, who was blinking at her, thinking it hadn’t been a request really.
“Well duh, I was thinking it would enhance the pleasure of the moment.” Shane said smoothly, they were wedged into the small bathroom and the blonde chuckled. She took the plug from Shane, and smiled. Shane shook her head and said.
“Naw man, we are not going there… Oh, oh hey.” Shane said, as her eyes rolled back in her head and the blonde grinned from ear to ear.
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You ladies are fucking crazy,I have read this before Forgotten how funny you all all.Kit and her Tits I’m going to bed I have laughed so much I hurt. thanks bvh