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Sleepwalker
"Open this damn door right now!" Tina screamed.
"No way! You’re crazy!" I yelled back pushing back against the door.
"Open it!!"
Okay, so I have a problem, a very big problem. I can’t believe that I am currently hiding in the bathroom while Tina is mercilessly pounding the door. How the fuck did I get into this situation you ask? Well it all started earlier today:
"Damn! The Ring two is even better than the first one!" Alice screeched as we walked out of the theater.
"I gotta admit," Shane laughed, "that was tight."
"It was terrifying!" Tina shuddered cuddling up to me.
I chuckled and hugged her close, "I should call your phone and whisper, ‘seven daaayyysss!’"
Everyone laughed and Tina punched me in the arm. "Oh come on, both of those movies were stupid, I wasn’t even scared," Tasha scoffed.
"Oh come off it Tasha, I saw you shuddering," Helena said.
"Hell no! Movies like that don’t scare me," Tasha said.
"Well I know one that will," Molly said from her spot on Shane’s arm, "it’s an independent film, practically unheard of, but so scary."
"Oh God I can’t watch that again," Shane shuddered.
"That scary?" Alice said in shock, "count me in!"
"I bet that’ll scare you darling," Helena said.
"No way, count me in," Tasha huffed.
"I think scary movies are so predictable it’s funny, so this one must be hilarious," I said.
"No Bette it’s full of surprises," Shane said.
"I was already scared of the ring!" Tina cried.
"It’s okay baby, I’ll be right there with you," I soothed.
"What’s it called?" Alice said excitedly.
Molly looked around trying to make it look mysterious, then answered, "Sleepwalkers."
About two hours later there was a loud scream and a thud. We all screamed and jumped at the same time then fell to the floor in a heap. Tina was clinging to me for dear life and I was surprised that Tasha was clinging onto me on my other side.
"Oh my God, the fucker is still alive! Run bitch! Run!" Alice screamed at the TV.
"Oh my fucking God, he’s getting stronger!" Helena cried.
"Ohh I hate this part," Shane whimpered.
A loud roar and scream came from the TV and a deafening scream came from us, "AHHHHHH!!!"
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ROTLLMFAO…Very Funny!! Thanks!! More pleaseee :)
OMG!!!!THE FUNNIEST NC17 I EVER READ!.. LOL!!!
Absolutely brilliant. Thank you.
OMG I am speechless dude. You are a champion! well done.
great post thanks
Umm..can i get pranked like that? That was great!
So creatively funny. Thanks for sharing.
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ROTFLMFAO, you are crazy as hell! But, that was funny as hell too. She really fooled Bette with that one. Too much. Thanks, I needed the laugh. Hope you are feeling better.
Crazy..sexy..funny!!
Funny.Thank you.
HAHAHHA that was awesome and excellent, love it and Im with CVU here and please post more, thanks!
Hilarious ROTFLMMFAO LOL LOL LOL