April 13.

– Heeeeeet thre porrterrr!!!!!!!!

– Are you insane?! It’s 3am!

– Os what? Yo stil answer me dont u?

–  Are you drunk or something?

– Haaaaaaaa, its friday night yu geek! course ima dtunk!

– Right. Anyways, what did you want?

– Alces watsed ans im boooooooooooorED. Haha. Cnt u just talkk 2 me?

– I can, Tina. You’re my ticket to heaven you know? Although, you aren’t even coherent enough to understand any kind of jokes at the moment…

– Comeon! U kno im luvable

– Tons of girls know that, Kennard :P

– Im home now geek and im sorta sobering uo ithnk

– Good night then! Hope your head explodes tomorrow!

– Night ms Nice Assss!!!!!!!!

April 13.

– Bette?

 – Yes?

– Sorry 4 last nite. Its hard 4 me 2 admit it but im kinda embarrassed now.

– It’s fine, you were quite entertaining actually. I would even have found it funny if it weren’t at 3 in the morning J

– And you think I have a nice ass haha 

– Gotta be a 1 complement I given u

– Do you have any hangover?

– Dont even mention the word! i feel like i crashed in a wall…

– and alices snorin next 2 me. hell it sound like a tractor …

– Why is Alice there?

– r u jealous porter? :D

– Don’t mistake curiosity for jealousy Kennard.

– whateva u say porter. she was 2 drunk 2 go anywhere

– Sounds like her. I’ve got to go though. See you later.

– Ttyl, porter. and you do have a cute ass yknow ;)

April 15.

– Okay, Kennard, here’s a question for you and don’t ask why I’m asking. Just answer.

– We gotta do smthing about ur mornin habits. Its soooooo early…….. zzzzzzzzzzzz……

– It’s Monday. You’re supposed to be in class right now.

– wheres the damn question?

 – What’s your favorite city?

– Weird. U r weird porter. idk.

– Okay, well what do you think is the most romantic city?

– Haaaaa, u goin somewhere porter? ms nice ass going to a vacay with someone speeeecial???

– Ugh. You’re so incurable yourself. Just answer the question!

– Idk. Im not the 1 bout romance and all. Ppl say its paris. Gotta guess not the 1 in TX cuz that’s 1 pathetic romance.

– Hahahahahaha, that’s funny. But I don’t like Paris much. It’s for this story I’m writing and I need my characters to go to a romantic city but I just can’t pick one.

– Ha,  then def send’em to paris, tx then. They’ll just stay in motel and fuck all the time. Romantic enough for me lol

– You’re so not helping, Kennard.

– K, just send’em to Boston. They cud go 2 north end and find a small italian coffee house and walk around the freedom trail and everythin.

– There’s a pier and awesomely beautiful park with cool squirels and old buildings and fish market and cute lil shops.

– Wow, that sounds great! I actually want to go there myself now! Are you from Boston?

– Nah, my grandma lives there.

– I wish I had grandparents somewhere to visit. That’d be so cool!

– U cud borrow mine. She’s starving for some grandkids or even grandgrandkids. Gah she drives me crazy with that.

– She sounds awesome J

– She is. 

– Gotta go porter. things 2 c, ppl 2 do. Ya know…

– Right. See you! And Tee, sex isn’t romantic if it’s just fucking.

– Ill get back 2 u on this Tee thing porter. c u!