Come on, how was I supposed to know?

Alice really did feel bad, but upon further thought, as she couldnt get over good dish about *****, it was quite curious that Carmen of all people wouldnt be well acquainted with all of Shanes talents.

This train of thought was quickly severed by the look she received through a cloud of smoke as Shane exhaled. It wasnt so much of an angry Shane look. It was a mix of patient zen Shane and frustrated Shane. Alice was well acquainted with all these Shanes, though she was having to get used to nervous excited Shane, which was a rather new occurrence.

All these thoughts buzzed through her head in the time that it took Shane to pass the joint back. Alice took a long hit and then spoke with smoke slowly drifting from her lips.

Lets examine. You finally agreed to try monogamy…what, three months ago?

Three and a half.

Whatever, and you ***** footed around it for at least 5 weeks before that. Man, those were good weeks.

Shane couldnt help but laugh, and rolled over so that her head was resting on Alices thigh. Alice ran her hands through Shanes shaggy hair.

I did not ***** foot, I considered

Well at some point, ***** came into the picture. So, in all this time, the girl youve been living with has no idea you moonlight as a boi occasionally?

Shane looked up into Alices eyes. If I talk to you about this, I dont want to hear commentary from Dana or Tina in the morning.

Got it

Or Kit

Fine, fine

Or someone you met at the grocery store

Shane…..spill!

Alice hit her over the head with a pillow, which, in her hazed state, stunned the brunette for a minute. Alice snapped her fingers. Shane shook her head as if she could shake off the effects of the drug.

Oh right, *****

Alice broke into a fit of giggles.

Shane smiled for a moment, then her face turned serious. She closed her eyes for a moment, and Alice, for once, waited patiently and took another hit.

I waited for her Alice raised an eyebrow, pausing in confusion for a moment before understanding.