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Soft Spoken (Episode 3)
Episode 3
I was sitting at the edge of the floating pier behind the cabin when I heard the screen door close shut. Shane had gone out to get food for the weekend, Bette and Tina were “checking out the room,” and Dana had decided to take a nap, so I’d come out to the water alone. Must be Dana, I thought smirking as I heard someone trip over one of the stepping stones in the back yard.
“Watcha doing, grouchy?” I asked as I heard her come up behind me onto the pier. There was no sneaking up on someone while you were on that thing because it wobbled and creaked every time you made a move. She bopped me on the head and sat down next to me.
“I am not grouchy!” She said, covering up a yawn.
“Uh huh. Well you were.” I hit her back playfully.
“I was tired! Bette called me at 6: 30 in the morning to make sure that I was up and packed!”
“Count your blessings, Fairbanks, she called me at 6.” I grumbled, casting a glance over my shoulder at Bette and Tina’s bedroom window.
“You know they’re in there fucking, right?” I looked over at her, shocked. Had the girl gained confidence with that nap?
“Ew, Dana!” I grimaced.
“What?! Look, they closed the shades!” She pointed, and I could see that the windows were covered. “Do you think there’s anyone else who wants to get laid around here?”
“Stooooopppp!” I whined, putting my hands over my ears. “I don’t want to talk about sex with you!” Her mouth dropped open with a grin.
“What? Alice Piezsecki doesn’t want to talk about sex? Are you okay?” She pressed a hand to my forehead and I swatted her away.
“Fuck off.” I looked down, trying not to smile.
“Seriously, Al, when was the last time you got some?” She brought her face down to eye level with mine, making me chuckle.
“Okay, last week at the gym. That trainer who’s always yelling at you to shut up.” She let out a gasp.
“No way!”
“Yup.”
“Liar.” I held up my hands in defense.
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(39 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)
One ferret, funny…two and Dana’s reaction, freaking hilarious. I’m still laughing. Oh, and Al’s awake, RIGHT? Please update soon!
Hey, nice work Dork! Loved the ferrets; almost fell out of my chair from laughing so hard. And Alice was totally awake. Well, hope to read more soon! Please continue asap!
I love these wacky ladies!
Both comical and sweet; just the way I like my Danish! ;)
Very funny and sweet, She is awake. thanks
Great update. I just got caught up. I’m really, really hoping that Alice is awake and knows exactly what she is doing. I really enjoy your work and wouldn’t even think of passing it up. Great job. I can’t wait for more.
Aawww, loved the update. I feel all warm and fuzzy now. They were so cute in this chapter. And Alice would better be awake….or else (mmmh, can’t think of an appropriate punishment right now!! :P
Great posting – fantastic humour and cute. Look forward to next installment.
Hey! Just catching up on this, and am enjoying it immensely. The ferrets were cute! “getitoff,getitoff!” I can just picture that! thanks for posting
Ha, great chapter! Totally cracked me up. Loved the ferrets. Looking forward to the next chapter.
Awesome! all caught up with this story and this is fantastic Alice and Dana sooo darn cute! This chap was halrious and i could really picture Alice and Dana acting like this, you write them really well! Plz update soon! :)
Great chapter! I loved the ferrets! Dana and alice in bed together…cute! Update soon!
aww this is so fucking cute!! i cna’t wait to read more!!
i sure do wish this chapter was longer. just when i am totally sucked in… you end it. drats! love the ferret, love the lake, love the remote… overall – two thumbs up!
ROTFL all the scenes I could totally imagin if it were on the show,Awsome writing, can’t wait for the next chapter!
Hell yes she’s awake! I love them together. And falling into the lake, sounds like them! Look forward to the next chapter.
got I hope that they tell each other how they feel soon or though I just have to say it is so funny reading this because of the thing that they do to each other without knowing what the other one is thinking please post soon great update I love it