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The Collaboration – The L Wank – Twisted Fate – JadedRogue
The Collaboration – The L Wank – Twisted Fate – JadedRogue
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“Tina…” Alice said, finally getting her to meet her eyes. Tina looked right through her, and Alice decided it was time to get serious. Tina was losing it right before her very eyes.
“I’m calling Bette.” She said, standing up and Tina registered what she’d just said. She shot up, grabbing Alice’s arm hard.
“NO!” She yelled, spinning Alice around, her voice shrill as she let a shiver pass through her, she let go of Alice’s arm and Alice went to the phone.
“Do not call her Alice!” Tina said in a threatening tone.
“Calm the fuck down, I’m calling in reinforcements.” Alice muttered, and she thought to herself, ‘Let’s hope one of them calls Bette’.
*****
Shane had made her way to Milk, she was in rare form as she prowled the room, a tall blonde was eyeing her, and Shane smiled. She looked good enough to eat, and that was just what she intended to do. Not feeling her usual heat, not feeling herself at all. She’d been in love, what had she been thinking?
You weren’t thinking you moron, you were feeling? How does that feel Shane? The voice in her head said to her, mocking her pain.
Shuddup. Shane said to the voice, her very own voice, sauntering over to the blonde, looking her over. Total femme dyke, and Shane didn’t talk, she just grabbed her hand and led her towards the bathroom. She loved playing bathroom buddies, something that Marina had shown her.
Shane pushed her into the empty stall, and the blonde grabbed at Shane’s shirt, tugging it over her head, letting the shirt fall to the floor. She cupped Shane’s breast, tweaking the already hard nipples.
“This is better…” Shane said her voice thick, rough and filled with passion as she devoured the blondes tongue. Shane pulled open the pair of jeans the blonde was wearing, sliding a hand down between her legs as her phone rang. Sending a vibration through her pants but not the vibration that she’d had her heart set on. She growled.
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“Pick up Shane, come on, do it girl.” Alice said, thinking she sounded like a Nike commercial, and Shane picked up after the sixth ring.
“WHAT!” She yelled into the phone and Alice heard her panting, she’d interrupted her. Now was no time to be fucking her brains out.
“Your Hollywood wife getting some tonight huh?” Alice asked, letting the laughter enter her voice, and was immediately chastised for it.
“Fuck you Alice, I am not married.” Another voice muttered something about not fucking with a married woman, and Shane blasted Alice. Shane was losing her characteristic cool, so unlike her.
“You just made me loose a good fuck Alice, the world had better be coming to an end or I am going over to your house and beating you within an inch….”
“Tina is here, and I think she and Bette had a massive fight, and I need some back up. Reel in your libido Romeo and come help me.”
“I’ll be right there.” Shane said, snapping the phone closed as she fixed her shirt. Now she was hot, horny and now she was going to have to go be the good little friend too. Life was hard, and then you died, cold an alone.
*****
“Dana?” Alice asked as the phone was picked up and in turn she got. Alice shook nervously as the silence was finally broken.
“Alice, really it is late and my baby needs her sleep…” Tonya said in the saccharin voice that made Alice’s head swim.
“There is an emergency, tell her Tina is in dire need of her wit and love.” Alice said, hanging up the phone with a vengeance.
“I hate that woman, god Dana, how can you love her? You kissed me you athletic little brat, you kissed me back….” Alice said softly out loud and Tina strained to hear her.
“You kissed… who?” Alice spun around, aghast that she’d been talking out loud. She stammered, wiping her hands on her shirt. Oh god, she had sweaty palms!
“No one, everyone, I kiss EVERYONE! You know me, I’m the dirty bisexual. I kiss the boys, I kiss the girls…” Alice nodded hard, her eyes darting left and right as she made her way to the liqueur cabinet. She fished out a bottle of Tequila and offered it to Tina.
“I don’t drink…” Tina started, and then grabbed the bottle from Alice’s outstretched hand.
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ROTFLMAO :D
RFLMFAO……….omg….this is awesome……..
I can’t wait for the rest of this….great stuff!
this is great as ever!
Okay,I know you can be funny,but damn girl.You had me laughing so hard ,they all had something to say and poor old Tom-Tom thanks bvh