Alice walked into the Planet with Tasha walking begrudgingly behind her. Alice bounded towards the table where Bette, Tina, Shane, Jenny, Helena, and Kit were having their morning coffee.

"Guuuuyyyysss!" Alice yelped making them all cringe, "I have an idea for Thanksgiving!"

"Damn it Al you did that shit on purpose you know we all got wasted last night," Shane said rubbing her head.

Alice chuckled and said, "I know, I was the designated driver."

"She’s been torturing me all morning," Tasha groaned taking a seat.

"What’s your idea for Thanksgiving Al, traditional is not good enough for you?" Tina said sarcastically.

Bette chuckled.

"Man you guys got really smashed didn’t you," Kit asked.

"HEY! I’M TALKING HERE!" Alice screeched.

"Bloody hell," Helena murmured.

Jenny let out a little giggle.

"Okay, here’s my idea," Alice said, "the San Manuel Indian Reservation opened this big forest up for a Thanksgiving. We’re supposed to be pilgrims and we have to find the Indians who have a big Thanksgiving feast for us."

"And if we don’t find them?" Bette said.

"If you’re hungry enough you will find them," Alice said.

"What the hell kind of Thanksgiving is that? I like to sit down and eat!" Shane whined.

"Oh come on guys, it’s like the first Thanksgiving!" Alice said.

"Let me tell you Alice that the first Thanksgiving isn’t all what it was made out to be," Tina said.

"How do you know that?" Alice said.

"My ancestors were Puritans who came to this country," Tina said, "the Indians were very hospitable but a while later those same Pilgrims massacred all of them."

"That can’t be right, the Indians are the ones holding the event!" Alice argued.

"First of all they’re called Native Americans, and second of all these also own a big famous casino," Tasha said, "it’s all for money."

"Or like most people, they don’t know what really happened," Tina said.

"What really happened then?" Alice asked.

"Okay, just picture it as me and Bette, and I’m still drunk so I’m not gonna hold back," Tina said.

"Oh this is gonna be good," Alice said scooting forward. Everyone else seemed to agree as they leaned in closer to listen to Tina.

"So here I am, a Pilgrim," Tina said, "I’ve just left the prosecution in England and my family who are super Catholic. So I’m alone here with a bunch of other Pilgrims walking through the wilderness when our ship wrecks on the shore.