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    The Phantom of the Opera (The L Word Style)

    HELENA (quietly, to CHRISTINE)
    Christine . . . What’s the matter?

    FIRMIN (to LEFEVRE)
    Kennard? Curious name.

    LEFEVRE
    American.

    ANDRE
    Any relation to the violinist?

    LEFEVRE
    His daughter, I believe. Always has her head in the clouds, I’m afraid.

    (The ballet continues to its climax and ends. The CHORUS resumes)

    CHORUS
    Bid welcome to Hannibal’s guests –
    the elephants of Carthage!
    As guides on our conquering quests,
    Dido sends
    Hannibal’s friends!

    (the ELEPHANT, a life-sized mechanical replica, enters.
    PIANGI is lifted, in triumph, onto its back)

    JENNIFER (ELISSA)
    Once more to my
    welcoming arms
    my love returns
    in splendour!

    TIM (HANNIBAL)
    Once more to those
    sweetest of charms
    my heart and soul
    surrender!

    CHORUS
    The trumpeting elephants sound
    hear, Romans, now and tremble!
    Hark to their step on the ground
    hear the drums!
    Hannibal comes!

    (At the end of the chorus LEFEVRE claps his hands for silence. The elephant is led off. Two stage-hands are revealed operating it from within)

    LEFEVRE
    Ladies and gentlemen – Madame Giry, thank you – may I have your attention, please? As you know, for some weeks there have been rumours of my imminent retirement. I can now tell you that these were all true and it is my pleasure to introduce to you the two gentlemen who now own the Opera Populaire, Mme. Joyce Firmin and Mme. Phyllis Andre.

    (Polite applause. Some bowing. JENNIFER makes her presence felt)

    Gentlemen, Signora Jennifer Giudicelli, our leading soprano for five seasons now.

    ANDRE
    Of course, of course. I have experienced all your greatest roles, Signora.

    LEFEVRE
    And Signor Tim Piangi.

    FIRMIN
    An honour, Signor.

    ANDRE
    If I remember rightly, Elissa has a rather fine aria in Act Three of "Hannibal". I wonder, Signora, if, as a personal favour, you would oblige us with a private rendition? (Somewhat acerbic). Unless, of course, Mme. Reyer objects …

    JENNIFER
    My manager commands … Mme. Reyer?

    REYER
    My diva commands. Will two bars be sufficient introduction?

    FIRMIN
    Two bars will be quite sufficient

    REYER (ensuring that JENNIFER is ready)
    Signora?

    JENNIFER
    Maestro.

    (The introduction is played on the piano)

    JENNIFER
    Think of me,
    think of me fondly,
    when we’ve said
    goodbye.
    Remember me
    once in a while –
    please promise me
    you’ll try.

    Comments

    1. Bravo! I love it as much as I love the phantom of the opera! You hav done the casting very well! Hope it turns out better for the phantom though :S Can’t wait for more :D

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