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You Have Got to be Kidding Me Chapter 3
Johnny: Okay Tina, are you coming into the office today? You know Tom is riding my back about all of the scripts you have yet to read.
Tina: Johnny I really don’t think so. This new client is very demanding. They even followed me to The Planet to meet with me (Tina thinking this part was true, smiling to herself).
Johnny: Okay girl I will cover for you this time but you owe me.
Tina: Okay great thanks Johnny, gotta go, bye (Tina quickly hangs up the phone before Johnny can ask anymore questions).
Johnny: Tina what tim……
Johnny only hears a dial tone.
Tina heads back to the table to meet with Bette.
Tina: Now where we?
Bette: Well you were talking to me about a woman name Jenny and her crazy movie idea.
Tina: Oh yeah, well enough about her. Tell me about you. I want to hear every detail.
Bette gulped and became nervous.
Bette: Well… my story is not….that interesting, really.
Tina: Oh come on, out with it.
Bette: You first
Tina: I asked you first
Bette: Beautiful before age.
Tina laughs: Okay if you insist.
Tina thought that if she talked about her own history it would make Bette feel more comfortable about talking about her own history.
Tina: Well, I am from a small town in South Carolina. My parents are Mormons and don’t know I gay. They think I that I am a virgin waiting for Mr. Right. I have no siblings. My best friend is Alice Pieszecki and she is completely crazy but loyal. I have been in LA for eight years and worked for the Studio for six years. I have been in 2.5 serious relationships.
Bette arched an eyebrow at the last statement.
Tina chuckled, "I am just making sure your listening."
Bette: Oh I’m listening. So tell me why your relationships became no longer serious.
Tina: Well lets just say they were not my forever.
Bette: So you believe in soul mates then?
Tina: Well it may seem naive but yes. You?
Bette: Yes
Tina: Okay now come on spill it!
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(81 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)
I love it. Hope Bette stays here with Tina though!! Or maybe take the gang home with her…
ok. pardon my crassness, but definitely WTF???? am lovin’ this story with a new twist, and cant wait to read more. thanks for taking the time to share with us.
OMFG, you’ve got to be F-ing kidding me! This is great!!!!!!!!!!!!
So Jenny’s alien story is not too far off. Bette maybe the mother of Tina’s baby is wild (actually I sure hope so).
WTF. .didn´t see than one coming. Interesting turn you made there. Wonder how Bette is going to break that one to Tina . . Fly away with me???
Oh man! Now that is a twist and turn if I have ever seen one! Didn’t see that come at all :) Great update…please continue!
This is great but forgive me WTF and LOL I did not see that coming at the end this is a very kool PPS.
What a twist ay! didnt see that one coming.great post!!! pps
OMG! You’ve got to be kidding me!!! LMAO that was sooooo unexpected! ..but i like it! XD u have to continue this…and soon!!!!
Oh and i would like to add that i so wish that type of conception could happen in real life!! Make things so much easier!! Lol
I agree with Lady in the dark….WFT and Lol….really did make me chuckle!! Wow, what a twist; a new twist i may add for me! Looking forward to the update! PPS
OMG OMG OMG (SHOCKED)ok I am calming down, what a wonderful idea theirr own child without a third party intervention???? This s my dream lol. Can I go there? Tell me how to please.Brillant absolutly great.Please please do continue this.
LMAO LMAO LMAO…this is so great OMG..now thats a twist awesome ..can’t wait to read more
You have got to be F***ing kidding me. Can Jenny be right about aliens pretending to be humans. This is so weird, but funny. I’d like to see what happens or is this Bette’s nightmare. Post soon. I need to know……
Well it was great up until the alien part! That sure is some twist!
Wow this is a great concept. Bette should tell her mom she wants to stay on earth or if it is possible ask Tina to go home with her. After she explaines herself that is. PS
I just LOVE it!!!!!!!! Totally fantastic. In what bizarro world is Jenny actually on to something? lol lol lol pps
OMG what the hell lol, what a good twist lol. This is gonna be fun and let see more please, thanks!
WTF!?! that, followed by uncontrolled laughing, is what happened when i read the end of that. it’s great but so did not see that coming lol just…wow…lol