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Queer Eye for the Broken Heart 2
Chapter 2:
"Hey what time is it?" Bette inquired.
"Past 8" Alice said, stretching.
"Wow still early. Thought it was midnight or something. I feel so tired!" Bette said
"Coz you’re stoned!" Alice said.
"Hey I wanna smoke some more! Can we use a joint this time?" Bette said
"Are you sure you want to? These Jamaican weed are not just an ordinary weed!"
"Come on please??? I promise I’ll buy lots for you the next time we do this. Please?" Bette pouted
"Really?"
"Really now let’s make a joint!" Bette said, who at this time is not yet sober.
"A joint? Let’s just use the pipe ok? It’s better than a joint" Alice said, as she placed weed on the bowl.
"Hey what’s this thing here?" Bette asked, who kept on switching the switch of the lighter.
"God Bette, it’s such a great feeling to see you so stupid. That controls the size of the flame remember?" Alice said, as she took a drag of weed then handed over to Bette, who kept fondling with the lighter switch.
"God my arms, my legs oh and my head feels so heavy!" Bette said
"Hence the term stoned!" Alice said.
Bette placed the pipe in her mouth, inhaled it and
"Bette don’t lower your head too much put the pipe in front of you not below you.. AAAH!!" Alice screamed when Bette’s lighter’s flame grew big and burned a part of Bette’s bangs. Alice took the pillow and tried to kill the fire on Bette’s head by hitting her. Bette fell to the floor and tumbled to the pool.
Alice rushed to the pool and tried to get Bette out of the pool but Bette was flipping too hard. Alice then decided to jump to the pool but hit Bette’s face. When both realized they were in the shallow part of the pool, both couldn’t stop laughing.
"Why the ***** did you play with the lighter’s switch!" Alice said, splashing Bette with water.
"I was curious to see what the switch was for!" Bette said, climbing out of the pool.
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LMAO!!! Too funny, s!!! I’m still trying to catch my breath–I could just picture all of it the way you wrote it! Stoned Bette is hilarious!! Thanks, I haven’t laughed like that in a while!
lol aw poor bette and the run in with the lighter, i had something similar happen to me…not fun. Anyway loving this story please post soon.
It was hard to picture Bette stoned, The wood chip did the trick. and Alice not telling her. This is some funny stuff. Thanks so much
ROFLMAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! This is funny shit. Yo, theu are soooooo smacked, and Bette is geekin’ like shit. Damn, tears are flowing. Shes eating wood chips and Alice has yet to tell her not to. LMAOOOO.
hahahaah i flippen love this story bette and her hair and chips and aggghh im crying im laughing so hard lol great post please update soon i really like this stoery1!! thanx
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