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Queer Eye for the Broken Heart 2
"I wish I have a video camera so that everyone can see how stupid and weird you can be!"
"Come on we’ve got a bowlful of stuffs to smoke!" Bette said, rushing to the where the pipe is.
"Stuffs? Is there such a word? You go ahead finish it. I’m done." Alice said, watching Bette smoke.
"This is so good!" Bette said, while making smoke rings.
"Yup! Do you have some potato chips?" Alice asked.
"I think I saw a pack earlier by the grill" Bette said, finishing the rest of the weed. Alice went to grill and saw a pack of woodchips, but not potato chips.
"Bette, there’s none here. I guess not." Alice said. Bette stood up and went to the grill and took the pack of woodchips.
"Here are the chips! Now let’s eat! Oh you know what I think I have some Chinese leftovers" Bette went back in and got all 3 boxes of Chinese leftovers. Alice looked at her bewildered when she returned from the kitchen, bringing with her the boxes of cold Chinese leftovers.
"Oh the chips! Where did you find them? Logs and Chips that sounds like a good brand of chips!" Alice said, hiding her laughter. "Aren’t you going to microwave those?"
"Nope" Bette said, as she opened the boxes and started to chew on cold chicken. She then handed it to Alice. "No thanks. I’m not stoned anymore" Alice said, lying down.
"Then smoke some more! Come on! You’re more fun when you’re stoned." Bette said. Alice laughed.
"What’s so funny?" Bette asked, as she took a bit of some of the chips.
"These chips tastes weird it’s so dry and stale" Bette said, inspecting the package. Alice just kept on laughing.
"What??" Bette asked, eating more of the cold Chinese leftovers
"Nothing" Alice said. Bette sighed loudly.
"What?" Alice asked.
"Do you think Tina still cares? I don’t know what to do without her" Bette said, walking towards the couch and lies down.
"Of course she does. 8 years is a long time. Bette, it’s been months now, I think it’s time to move on. Get started with your life. Go date women like you used to. Just go into any bar and you’ll have women in less than a minute!" Alice said but instead of hearing a response, she saw Bette sleeping and with that, decided to leave.
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LMAO!!! Too funny, s!!! I’m still trying to catch my breath–I could just picture all of it the way you wrote it! Stoned Bette is hilarious!! Thanks, I haven’t laughed like that in a while!
lol aw poor bette and the run in with the lighter, i had something similar happen to me…not fun. Anyway loving this story please post soon.
It was hard to picture Bette stoned, The wood chip did the trick. and Alice not telling her. This is some funny stuff. Thanks so much
ROFLMAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! This is funny shit. Yo, theu are soooooo smacked, and Bette is geekin’ like shit. Damn, tears are flowing. Shes eating wood chips and Alice has yet to tell her not to. LMAOOOO.
hahahaah i flippen love this story bette and her hair and chips and aggghh im crying im laughing so hard lol great post please update soon i really like this stoery1!! thanx
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