“What the fuck are you taking Aid, I told you not to do shrooms anymore.” I snickered.

He flipped me off, “No listen, and god that was one fucking time,” I laughed at him, “Anyways have you seen the movie?” He asked. I nodded and he smiled.

“Well you how the kids were scared of the clown,” I rolled my eyes and said yea. “They weren’t necessarily scared of clown although fuck, every since that movie, I still scream when I see a clown.” What a fruit cake!  Ha-ha and like I asked before could he get gayer? This definitely takes the cake. Screaming Aiden hmmm who would have thought?

“Aiden get to the point! Wait…um is your scream like it was one you went through puberty, you know all girly?” He smacked me and I laughed. Affirmative!

He turned his attention to the road, “Anyways as I was saying the kids weren’t scared of the appearance of the clown except when they saw the teeth, oh man,” He shuddered and then continued, “It was the demon inside of the clown that they were scared of. And well my point is that your mom is the clown. It’s not the surface of her that makes me scared it’s her inner being that freaks me out”

God I’ve known him too long that actually made sense and is true.

“Aiden why couldn’t you simply say you think my mom is a devil or what I prefer, simply a bitch?” He shrugged his shoulders.

“So,” I know that “so” he going to switch subject and I have a gue-”What happen with you and Ashley?” Mmhmm I knew it!

“Do you want the long nerve racking version or the simply condense version?” His eyes went up toward the roof as he pondered for a second. Oh shit, does he realize he’s swaying into the other line? Fucking retard, oh hell this is not how I planned my death. Dying because my gay ass friend as pondering the long version or short version. No no!

My hand hit his head and he snapped out of his daze. “Long nerve racking version, I love your life Spency.” He laughed.

“Alright,” I sighed before starting the story. “Well I asked Jordan on a date so I could make Ashley jealous. When I got there Jordan and I started flirting and well the next thing I know Ashley grabs me and takes me to nearest the bathroom where she professes her love or her wanting me. Me being the idiot am I, told her I didn’t care that she wanted me and walked away. Yes don’t say a fucking word I know.” I took a deep breath before continuing. “So Jordan found out I was using her and was actually nice about it…weird. Anyways I went to Ashley’s house meet her estrange sister, which by the way I thought she was an only child anyways well then I went to apologize. We made up and I left.” I saw the smirk on his face and realized what he was thinking. “And no perv, not that kind of making up. So there you’re caught up!” I exhaled and turned to look out the window.