Perfect. Now I could kick my plan into full gear.

It helped that everyone else had hopefully been told to go on a hunting trip with Carlisle soon after I had arrived. That kept us from getting interrupted or Alice ruining my plan.

Edward put his head in his hands, obviously trying to figure out what to do with me and my unwelcome decision.

“Edward. It's okay. I know you want this.” I said, now standing directly in front of him.

He was afraid to look up. I could tell by the audible gulp I heard.

He sighed and looked up, but whatever he had been about to say, was now caught in his throat as he stared down my monsters.

“What was it you were going to say?” I asked sweetly, smirking from my new found confidence.

I leaned forward, and he leaned back toward the bed to avoid contact with my body. I leaned forward more so that I could place my hands on either side of his body. He was now practically laying on the bed, only propped up by his elbows.

I started to crawl onto the bed and his topaz eyes widened noticeably. He could easily stop me, but he did nothing. I knew he would write it off as not wanting to hurt me, but I could see it in his eyes that he liked where this was going. A lot.

“Edward? What's wrong? Don't you want me still?” I asked, pouting a little.

“I-I still want y-you. O-of course.” he stuttered out, still trying to crawl backwards from my advancements.

I kept crawling until he was stuck against the headboard.

“Got you now.” I whispered, licking my lips.

I could've sworn I heard him whimper. I saw something twitch below me and I looked down from instinct. I saw that he was not obviously, if not painfully, straining against his pants, thanks to my actions.

Blushing Bella made a comeback in that moment. I tried carefully to remember my plan and put on my game face.

“I-I couldn't help it. You w-were crawling, an-and they're huge now, and there, an-and…” he said, looking ashamed, but I silenced him with a finger to his lips.

“Shh. Who said I minded?” I replied to his babbling, pulling my finger away to run it across the front of his pants, trying to keep up my seductress routine.

His eyes immediately darkened and he gave me his smirk. He placed his hands on my waist just forcefully enough to make me plop down on his lap. I could now feel him against me. What was it I was doing again?

“I, um, yeah. They're, you know, what?” I mumbled out incoherently, now totally lost from my earlier mission.

I couldn't stop myself from leaning forward to kiss him. He eagerly accepted and his cold tongue tentatively traced my lips before I let it tangle with my overheated tongue. I let out a moan from the new sensation and we both seemed to snap out of whatever was happening.

He broke the kiss and chuckled a little at how things had escalated, while my cheeks were a permanent shade of rosy pink.

“Well, I guess I should tell you now.” I said, knowing that trying to continue my mission was useless.

He gave me a confused look as I reached into my shirt and dug around. He looked almost horrified as I scrunched up my face in my effort to start pulling out the sucks that I had completely wedged into the bra.

When I finally got a hold of a pair, I yanked it out for him to see.

He let out a gasp, but then it quickly turned to laughter. It grew into an uncontrollable fit and actually shook me off his lap.

“Wow…I can't…believe…you actually…fooled me.” he got out between chuckles.

I started to giggle, as I quickly pulled out the rest of the socks.

“That's kind of the point.” I said, still smiling at him.

“What do you mean?” he asked, calmed down but still smiling, as he pulled me to lay by his side.

“Happy April Fool's Day.” I said, giving him a kiss on the cheek.

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A/N: So there you have it, folks. My crazy demented mind would not let this go and so I wrote it. Yeah it's not great, but if it made you laugh at all, I did my job. R&R please.

-DL