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What Happens Next – (Chapter: 31: Operation A.S.S. Commencing!)
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It’‘s way too quiet in there! Christine pushed Ashley’‘s door open, turning the hall light on so she could see into the room. Ashley was curled up on her bed snoring loudly, while Tristan was splayed out on Ashley’‘s bean bag, her mouth open. Both girls were sound asleep. Wow, they weren’‘t kidding about being tired, it’‘s only 9:00! Christine thought about letting them sleep, but figured they would only wake up hungry later.
She walked over to Ashley shaking her shoulder, “Ash…wake up…Ash!” Ashley mumbled something, swatting at her mother’‘s hand. Christine tried again, this time pushing Ashley’‘s shoulder harder. Ashley whined, “Spence…I can’‘t do it yet…I’‘m too tired…” Christine blushed, gasping and smacked Ashley’‘s head, “ASHLEY! Get up NOW!” Ashley sat up confused, rubbing her head, “Mom, what the…” Christine interrupted, “I ordered a couple of pizzas and they just got here. Why don’‘t you wake Tristan up and come downstairs and eat?” Ashley nodded sleepily. Christine walked out of the room shaking her head. Ashley was already curled back up on the bed, snoring lightly. I guess they’‘ll eat it in the morning.
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Arthur grinned, opening the door, “Hey!” Zadie hugged Arthur, kissing him, “Hmm…I missed you.” Arthur blushed, “Yeah, I missed you too.” Zadie walked into the house, looking around, “So…” Arthur shook his head, “Spencer’‘s home. I had to ground her.” Zadie’‘s eyebrows arched, “Really…Spencer? For what?” Arthur blushed darker, “Umm…well…this morning when I came home, I found her with Ashley.” Zadie’‘s eyes opened wider, “With, with Ashley?” Arthur nodded, “Yeah.” Zadie walked over to the couch, sitting down, “Wow, that must’‘ve been quite a shock. Are you okay?” Arthur sat next to her, “I guess…I knew she would start having sex eventually, I just didn’‘t think it would be this soon…and definitely not with hot massage oil!” Zadie looked at Arthur confused, “Okay, you lost me at the hot oil?” Arthur sighed heavily, “Well that’‘s how I found out Ash was here this morning, Spence left a bottle on the stove last night.” Zadie smiled mischievously, moving into Arthur’‘s lap, “So…um Mr. Carlin, where’‘s this bottle of massage oil now?” Arthur grinned, “You know, you’‘re not helping matters at all.” Zadie smirked, “Really, because from where I’‘m sitting, I can feel that I’‘m truly making a difference.”
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Tristan woke up, her stomach grumbling loudly. She looked at her watch. T minus two hours. She stood up and stretched, yawning. She walked over to Ashley and punched her lightly on the back, “Dude, I’‘m hungry!” Ashley grunted. Tristan hit her harder, “Dude, wake up…I’‘m starving!” Ashley sat up looking around, she spotted her baton. She grabbed it and threw it at Tristan’‘s head, “Dude, stop fucking hitting me!” Tristan yelped, “Shit!” She rubbed her forehead, grumbling. Ashley stood up and stretched, “Come on T, my Mom ordered pizza.” Tristan whooped loudly, clapping, “Yeah Baby! That’‘s what I’‘m talking about!” Ashley glared at Tristan, shaking her head. “What? Man, we have to keep our strength up for later!” Tristan started dancing around singing “Get Your Freak On.” She turned around singing, “Holla!” too late to stop the baton from crashing into her forehead, again.
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THIS WAZ FUNNY POST SOON
Great update! Can’t wait to see what this operation A.S.S is really all about, which I’m sure by using my imagination I already know!! lol…please post again soon! At least one more tonight?? What’d ya sa?
ok so im a big comedey fanatic, but i also love drama and romance…you bring all of it to your stories, and i love it! lol T is hilarious…post more soon!
i love it as i always do……hehe, tristan is so weird….but in a good way ! lol……wont be commenting for a few weeks, so consider this for all the updates you’re gonna post.=) much much love to you and this story !!!
THIS WAZ FUNNY POST SOON
Great update! Can’t wait to see what this operation A.S.S is really all about, which I’m sure by using my imagination I already know!! lol…please post again soon! At least one more tonight?? What’d ya sa?
ok so im a big comedey fanatic, but i also love drama and romance…you bring all of it to your stories, and i love it! lol T is hilarious…post more soon!
i love it as i always do……hehe, tristan is so weird….but in a good way ! lol……wont be commenting for a few weeks, so consider this for all the updates you’re gonna post.=) much much love to you and this story !!!
This is so funny. Good Job.
This is so funny. Good Job.
Hahaha,Tristan is a fool. She’s so weird….Top Gun Soundtrack? *gets weird look on face*. And I see that Arthur is moving on quite nicely, good for him. Paula sux! Update again soon. This chapter was hilarious, I like it.
Hahaha,Tristan is a fool. She’s so weird….Top Gun Soundtrack? *gets weird look on face*. And I see that Arthur is moving on quite nicely, good for him. Paula sux! Update again soon. This chapter was hilarious, I like it.
Okay, so I should be doing normal things like sleeping. It’s 3:30 in the morning where I’m at. And I really should be working on an update for my story. But I’m not. I just laughed my ass of like whoa. Tristan is my new favorite non-SON SON fanfic character. Whoa. Hahaha. Amazing, amazing update. Thanks~
Okay, so I should be doing normal things like sleeping. It’s 3:30 in the morning where I’m at. And I really should be working on an update for my story. But I’m not. I just laughed my ass of like whoa. Tristan is my new favorite non-SON SON fanfic character. Whoa. Hahaha. Amazing, amazing update. Thanks~
So hillarious. I really love Tristan and the baton, hell I love your whole story. You’ve got to be one, if not the, funniest writers on this site. Keep up the great work.
So hillarious. I really love Tristan and the baton, hell I love your whole story. You’ve got to be one, if not the, funniest writers on this site. Keep up the great work.
LoL…you have the greatest sense of humor! I love Tristan so much!! Hahaha, more, please update soon!
LoL…you have the greatest sense of humor! I love Tristan so much!! Hahaha, more, please update soon!
Just loving it!!! your story is the best ever. Tristan is just hillarious ;D can’t wait for your next update PMS!!
Just loving it!!! your story is the best ever. Tristan is just hillarious ;D can’t wait for your next update PMS!!
Again T is so funny. I was thinking since I have a friend named Trinah, I could nickname her T, but I didn’t have time to think for a while about that. I love your story. KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK, BABY!! Please post very, very soon!?!
Again T is so funny. I was thinking since I have a friend named Trinah, I could nickname her T, but I didn’t have time to think for a while about that. I love your story. KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK, BABY!! Please post very, very soon!?!
Wow, this post was incredible! I just love the switch from funny to sexy. post soon!
Wow, this post was incredible! I just love the switch from funny to sexy. post soon!
HAHAHA THAT WAS FUNNY. LOVED IT. KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK ON THE FIC.
HAHAHA THAT WAS FUNNY. LOVED IT. KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK ON THE FIC.
Tristan is hilarious! What a great update!
Tristan is hilarious! What a great update!
Sorry that I did not commit on Sherry overhearing Madison and Ash, I meant to. I truly thought that Sherry was going to join in and totally get hot…oh well. You are a great writer and hilarious!!! Keep it up and I look forward to your next post!!!
Sorry that I did not commit on Sherry overhearing Madison and Ash, I meant to. I truly thought that Sherry was going to join in and totally get hot…oh well. You are a great writer and hilarious!!! Keep it up and I look forward to your next post!!!
HAHAHAHAHA i effin love it!!! im picturing T driving a mini van… lmao lmao seriouslsy itz stories like this one that helps me get through the days lolol how long till season 2??? grrrr… love your writing!!! cant wait to see more!!! dont keep me waiting too long now ;)
HAHAHAHAHA i effin love it!!! im picturing T driving a mini van… lmao lmao seriouslsy itz stories like this one that helps me get through the days lolol how long till season 2??? grrrr… love your writing!!! cant wait to see more!!! dont keep me waiting too long now ;)
What more can be said….just love your humor…and I bet the next chapter will be really funny as well. Great story… and I certainly am hooked into looking for it every day. Thanks for being so entertaining:) I love this other side of Ashley and of course T.
What more can be said….just love your humor…and I bet the next chapter will be really funny as well. Great story… and I certainly am hooked into looking for it every day. Thanks for being so entertaining:) I love this other side of Ashley and of course T.
love it. really great. so funny. can’t wait to see how the mission turns out.
love it. really great. so funny. can’t wait to see how the mission turns out.
Tristan is a riot…I totally love her sense of humor, when I think about all that red hair, I think of Carrot Top and that’s scary. Anywho, it’s hilarious. KIU…Cheers mate,
Tristan is a riot…I totally love her sense of humor, when I think about all that red hair, I think of Carrot Top and that’s scary. Anywho, it’s hilarious. KIU…Cheers mate,
love love love it!!! please write again soon. The waiting is too upsetting.
love love love it!!! please write again soon. The waiting is too upsetting.